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    Legal Advice

    So I'm a law student,a good one at that. "HOLY SHIT A LAW STUDENT ON MPGH HAHAHA" ye okay hahaha
    I'm willing to provide legal aid to those who seek it.
    E.g. You want to do some shady stuff however it's not legal, I can try to find a way around it for you to make it legal.
    OR you break a local or international law of some sort and need to see how much trouble you're in.
    Due to the fact that I have never done this online or internationally this is still in testing phase, therefore I will provide two vouch copies to trusted members and first three clients get 50% off.

    No I'm not a shit law student, I'm currently placed in the top 15% at my university. Which is internationally recognised as a very good university; however I won't narrow down where it's ranked due to the fact of me not wanting to get identified.

    FAQ
    1. Have you ever done this before?
    - Not online
    2. How much will you charge?
    - Depends on how much shit you got yourself into. It won't be expensive due to the fact that I'm benefitting from this too.

    How will it work?
    - You will tell me in detail, what kind of shit-storm you stirred up and I'll research it for as long as need be. You'll be given a quote of how much it is expected to cost and then I'll contact you when I've gathered as much information as possible (depending on how bad you fucked up this could take up to 5 days). Once I contact you, you pay me what I see as fair. And I give you the legal aid.

    KEEP IN MIND I AM A AUSTRALIAN LAW STUDENT, THEREFORE IF YOU'RE OUTSIDE OF AUS AND LOOKING FOR HELP I CAN TRY BUT DEPENDING ON THE CASE I CANNOT GUARANTEE I CAN HELP

    NOTICE
    A) THIS IS IN TESTING PHASE; THEREFORE IF IT GOES SOUTH, EVERYONE IN TESTING PHASE WILL GET A COMPLETE REFUND.
    B) I HAVE NOT GRADUATED YET.
    C) I'M LEGAL AID, NOT YOUR LAWYER.
    D) I CAN REFUSE SERVICE TO ANY CLIENT.
    E) AFTER TESTING PHASE, NO REFUNDS.
    F) ALL INFORMATION EXCHANGED WILL BE KEPT CONFIDENTIAL.

    Yes this is littered with spelling mistakes, it's 5am here.

    Add me on Skype to discuss further "snoopslaid"
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    Quote Originally Posted by GamerSaitama View Post
    So I'm a law student,a good one at that. "HOLY SHIT A LAW STUDENT ON MPGH HAHAHA" ye okay hahaha
    I'm willing to provide legal aid to those who need it.
    Due to the fact that I have never done this online or internationally this is still in testing phase, therefore I will provide two vouch copies to trusted members and first three clients get 50% off.

    FAQ
    1. Have you ever done this before?
    - Not online
    2. How much will you charge?
    - Depends on how much shit you got yourself into.

    How will it work?
    - You will tell me in detail, what kind of shit-storm you stirred up and I'll research it for as long as need be. I'll contact you when I've gathered as much information as possible (depending on how bad you fucked up this could take up to 5 days). Once I contact you, you pay me what I see as fair. And I give you the legal aid.

    NOTICE
    A) THIS IS IN TESTING PHASE; THEREFORE IF IT GOES SOUTH, EVERYONE IN TESTING PHASE WILL GET A COMPLETE REFUND.
    B) I HAVE NOT GRADUATED YET.
    C) I'M LEGAL AID, NOT YOUR LAWYER.
    D) I CAN REFUSE SERVICE TO ANY CLIENT.
    E) AFTER TESTING PHASE, NO REFUNDS.

    Yes this is littered with spelling mistakes, it's 5am here.

    Add me on Skype to discuss further "snoopslaid"
    Lol paying some rookie for legal advice, I'd pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmTheTofu View Post
    Lol paying some rookie for legal advice, I'd pass.
    4th year in a top law school in Australia, graduating in the top 15%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmTheTofu View Post
    Lol paying some rookie for legal advice, I'd pass.
    Always better then copy & paste from Google ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenLabel View Post
    Always better then copy & paste from Google ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    A lot of people do this and get fucked by the long hard dick of the law.

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    lol I'm surprised nobody has come here yet bitching like "R U TRYNA GET CS BOI?"
    Btw good luck with sales on a forum where mostly 13 years old acting like 40 come to spare their time while they're not masturbating.

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    +rep added the user to see what he knows, and he offered some free legal information as well as an estimate/quota of the price regarding my circumstance. would recommend to others who are searching for information in regards to a legal issue that they might have run into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Betterfudge View Post
    +rep added the user to see what he knows, and he offered some free legal information as well as an estimate/quota of the price regarding my circumstance. would recommend to others who are searching for information in regards to a legal issue that they might have run into.
    Thank you!

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    Hmmm...

    Why would people ask you instead of going to someone face to face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyric View Post
    Hmmm...

    Why would people ask you instead of going to someone face to face?
    Usually legal aid is very expensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryanmikeanton View Post
    Damn, just by reading this thread. I might say this guy's a beast.
    Thanks.

    BTW I'm doing this for free now, I can't be fucked charging people for them to know their rights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snoopy View Post
    Thanks.

    BTW I'm doing this for free now, I can't be fucked charging people for them to know their rights.
    Someone has use of this. But for me, it's not. I'm a good kid lololol. Just tryna get $10 that's all.

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