Fuck step parents (V2)

[BJIZZLE]

Go buy a shitload of food and tell him he can't have any. Eat in front of him as much as possible, especially if it's food you know he likes.

Make 'Mmmmm...' sounds while eating.

Get some payback.

Set a pizza on your brother's laptop keyboard and shut the top forcefully into the pizza until you see sauce coming out the sides.

shitt if i did that my dad would pull out My studded belt

[Tiresome]

Or I can kill them all

I like the laptop idea.

Or: Buy a pizza and let it mold. Go to a dentists' office and ask for rubber gloves. Go home. Put on gloves, sneak into his room while he is not around. Open drawers. Use the gloves to plant 1 slice per pocket into each pair of his dress pants.

[Obama]

I like the laptop idea.

Or: Buy a pizza and let it mold. Go to a dentists' office and ask for rubber gloves. Go home. Put on gloves, sneak into his room while he is not around. Open drawers. Use the gloves to plant 1 slice per pocket into each pair of his dress pants.

and get kicked out, AGAIN?

Naw, I think ill just let it go

[Hispiforce]

The difference. My step dad weighs like 300 pounds

your step dad is dave?

[Tiresome]

and get kicked out, AGAIN?

Naw, I think ill just let it go

Or: Set up an extremely complex device that hits him in the face with a moldy piece of pizza when he opens the bathroom door after he gets up, because he will have to pee.

You're going to want to use some string to attach around the door handle, set up some sort of pulley that breaks and swings the pizza down when the door is opened. Test it until the timing is just right.

[Obama]

Or: Set up an extremely complex device that hits him in the face with a moldy piece of pizza when he opens the bathroom door after he gets up, because he will have to pee.

You're going to want to use some string to attach around the door handle, set up some sort of pulley that breaks and swings the pizza down when the door is opened. Test it until the timing is just right.

You're an evil person

[Tiresome]

You're an evil person

Or: Be the better man, take the 'high' road. Be mature and face the fact that he's an inconsiderate asshole who hates you with a passion. Learn to deal with his immaturity, and refrain from letting it take the best of you.

He's trying to get you kicked out.

What's funny is, I have 2 step parents and neither are hardly involved in my life, and when they need to be they are very polite.

[BJIZZLE]

Or: Be the better man, take the 'high' road. Be mature and face the fact that he's an inconsiderate asshole who hates you with a passion. Learn to deal with his immaturity, and refrain from letting it take the best of you.

He's trying to get you kicked out.

yea he probably wants 2 annoy u untill one day u cuss his ass out or sumtin

[Imperial Commando]

He pissed me off often.

lol.
Fuck step parents (V3) The stolen cookie

[Obama]

lol.
Fuck step parents (V3) The stolen cookie

Oh mah lawd.

Ill probably have another one tonight, or tomorrow.

[Tiresome]

He seems to be a scheming glutton son of a bitch.

[Obama]

OMG WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, A NEW ONES COMMING

[Imperial Commando]

he steal your cookie?

[Tiresome]

OMG WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, A NEW ONES COMMING

This guy is just a douche.

Douchebaggery of this magnitude...

[GOD]

EAT A WHOLE BUCKET OF KFC IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES