MPGH News - 114th Edition

**[MPGH]Hova** · 08-08-2016

114th Edition - August 8th, 2016
This Week in History: American bomber drops atomic bomb on Hiroshima

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Hot Threads:

Man charged with soliciting prostitute
A ninety year old man has been charged with soliciting a prostitute. According to court documents, Nicholas Salerno, 90, paid Karen Proia, 48, $100 to perform a sex act. A day later, Salerno called cops to report a missing necklace, where allegedly Proia had stolen it. The police officers let Salerno know that he was going to be charged with soliciting a prostitute. Salerno replied, "I don't give a fuck, I'm 90 years old." Reports state that the necklace was retrieved from a local pawn shop.

Tesla car drives owner to hospital after suffering from pulmonary embolism
Joshua Neally was driving his Tesla Model X home from his office. When he entered the highway, he started experiencing chest and stomach pains. Instead of calling an ambulance, he decided to turn on his vehicle's self-driving mode and drive to the nearest hospital. 20 miles down the road, he arrived at hospital, and manually steered his vehicle into the parking lot and checked himself in at the hospital. Doctors say he was lucky to survive while driving.

Carnegie Mellon's AI Wins at DARPA
Just recently, the 2016 DARPA Cyber Grand Challenge just crowned the victor in this year's competitions. Carnegie Mellon's AI named Mayhem was able to clinch the win by quite a large margin. The grand prize was a whopping $2 million dollars! The competition was put into place to test AI's capabilities of going fully autonomous. This means that it must solve puzzles and make calculations on its own without human contact or corrections. The aim of the game was to see where our current technology stands and how far we can take it.

The competition was comprised of 96 rounds that challenged teams to preform certain tasks while being fed code with bugs, security holes, and inefficiencies. The idea behind this is to be able to create a system where it can patch itself. If any bugs or errors arise, the system can simply run a diagnostics test and have it fixed within a few minutes. After 8 hours of rigorous testing, Carnegie Mellon's AI came out on top. What makes the AI so special was it was the first of its kind to be completely autonomous. A few human teams were also apart of the competition so it was definitely cool to see a full autonomous team beat them. It's a first of its kind and it's capabilities are quite remarkable.

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Lil Yachty - Buzzin' ft. Partynextdoor
A fantastic single by Lil Boat and Partynextdoor dropped this passed week and it's definitely turning heads. Yachty is known for his more bubbly type rap and his up beat lyrics. We know Lil Yachty as the young teenager to flex on all of his enemies. Before even listening to this track it can turn heads. Partynextdoor is known for his sensual R&B type music. Usually rapping about a girl or his personal sex/drug life. Those are things we normally don't hear Yachty talking about. I went into this song thinking it was going to be an upbeat song of Yachty's type but I was pleasantly surprised. The flow of the single is definitely more in partynextdoor's range versus Lil Yachty's. Currently I'd rank this song as one of my favorites. The flow is immaculate and the vocals are insane. Party delivers what we would normally hear, but Yachty shows a whole new side of him. Honestly I think everyone should witness this song for themselves. Like always with a Lil Yachty song, the production is on point.
Listen to this song here.

PARTYNEXTDOOR's Singles for Next Album
On Friday, August 5, 2016 the rapper PARTYNEXTDOOR dropped two singles, "Don’t Know How" and "Don’t Do It For You No More". He has released these singles off his new album P3, which is dropping August 12, 2016. The "Don't Know How" has the late night mood music that listeners have come to expect from PATYNEXTDOOR, as he sings 'I'll make sure that you're not disappointed/Especially knowing this all you wanted'. If you want to listen to a preview of "Don't Know How" click here.

PARTYNEXTDOOR has also released a new loosie, the same day as "Don't Know How". The single is produced by Biznessboi, Soufwest, and TH3ORY - PARTYNEXTDOOR croons, 'Say I don't make you smile, say I don't make you laugh/ Say things don't cross your mind that make you forget 'bout the past'.
If you want to listen to "Don't Do It For You No More", click here.
You can also pre-order P3 that comes out on August 12, 2016 here.

Rio Olympics Start
As of yesterday, 5th of august, the Rio 2016 Olympics have commenced. Athletes from over 100 countries will compete in this years summer Olympics for Gold,silver,and bronze medals. Team Russia has been allowed to compete as well as the North Korean athletes despite bans, but the permanently banned athletes will not attend (Russia's Track and field) The Olympics will go for the duration of this month and will include all the sports.

The current medal count is as follows:

Alex Rodriguez retires from baseball.
It was announced on Sunday by the Yankees that Alex Rodriguez will be playing his last ever major league baseball game on Friday, before becoming an instructor for the team. The Yankees are still forced to pay Rodriguez $21 million this season and $21 million next season before he is able to be fully released from the Yankees. Rodriguez has made 14 All-Star teams during his 19 years of playing in the major leagues, has 696 home runs (4th all time), 3 most valuable player awards, and 1 world series ring. Rodriguez was sure to be a Hall of Famer, but his reputation was tainted from his full season suspension in 2014 for using performance-enhancing drug use.

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Dentist Lost Sharp Tool Down Patient’s Throat During Surgery

Dr. Beata Kozar-Warchalowska, a dentist, was just preparing for surgery when she found out she was missing a sharp tool essential the the surgery. She knew that she had dropped the tool, but could not find out where. Since she could not find out where it was, she sent the patient home without operating on them. Four days later the patient started experiencing stomach pains and went to the hospital. Once the patient was X-Rayed, they found out that the patient had injected the sharp tool known as a barbed breach.

VIDEO: Kangaroo got stuck in a cattle grate and a man pulls him out.

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**[MPGH]Hugo Boss** · 08-08-2016

Canada hasn't gotten many medals yet in the Olympics

**Logic** · 08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hugo Boss

Canada hasn't gotten many medals yet in the Olympics

and i thought about moving there.

rethinking my decision according to the Olympics.

**[MPGH]Hugo Boss** · 08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Logic

and i thought about moving there.

rethinking my decision according to the Olympics.

We're better in the Winter Olympics.
Summer Olympics are horrible for us.

**Z-Nation** · 08-08-2016

Didn't here about that Kangaroo incident, tanks for the information news crew!

**x12** · 08-09-2016

Originally Posted by Z

Didn't here about that Kangaroo incident, tanks for the information news crew!

OT: That Kangaroo video made my day, thanks newsforce!