Fuck step parents(V7)

[Obama]

Alright, this is probably the worst one yet. Well every morning when I go to school I drive to the train station first(its like a mini train) because its cheaper to drive to the train and then from there its like 2 dollars to get on the train and it drops me off right at the school. Ok well it was a normal day day today and w/e. I went to school today and everything, took all my classes and studied a little bit before I came home. Alright, im in the parking lot in front of the train station. So wheres my fucking car? Well, I thought I maybe forgot where I parked so I started pressing the fucking button on the key to see if I could hear the car horn honk or some shit. Nothing.

Wtf? I call my mom and I'm like, I think my car got stolen or some shit so she calls my step dad. She told me to wait before I called the police or anything like that until she called me back. "Oh joshua, your car is fine, your dad ran out of gas close to where YOUR car is so he just parked in the train station and took your car." WHAT THE FUCK? SO HOW AM I FUCKING SUPPOSED TO GET HOME? I HAVE A CELL PHONE WITH 5 FUCKING BARS, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL AND TELL ME, AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE KEY TO MY CAR? THAT FUCKER TOOK THE SPARE KEY FROM UNDER MY BED, TOOK MY CAR, WASTED THE GAS THAT I WAS INTENDING TO SAVE, AND LEFT ME STANDING AT THE TRAIN STATION.

So im asking my mom like what the fuck, how am I supposed to get home? "Well your father...." NO BITCH NOT MY FATHER, "intended to be back with your car before you got out of school. So basically noone was going to fucking tell me? Alright well I called my step bitch and he said he was sorry blah blah, he had to get to work. So I said, "ok I understand but I mean cmon thats bullshit, atleast call me first? He kept apologizing and shit and he was like, you can make it home in my car, it has just enough to get home. I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING KEY YOU IDIOT, DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HOTWIRE THE CAR AND GO HOME?(insert racist joke here__________)

I ended up going to the store(because I only carry my card on me, not cash) to get money for the bus and it took me an hour and a half to get home.

Hes still out, with MY car, wasting MY gas.

FUCK STEP PARENTS
F.S.P

[greathamza]

well real parent dont do that cuz they have real feelings for you and stuff but step parents is just a random dude/she dude banging your father/mother

[Obama]

well real parent dont do that cuz they have real feelings for you and stuff but step parents is just a random dude/she dude banging your father/mother

Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch.

[BJIZZLE]

what if he ate popeyes all over ur car and what not

[Obama]

what if he ate popeyes all over ur car and what not

Hes a mcdonalds kinda guy

[GOD]

u mad ?

[Obama]

u mad ?

Very .

[R3V]

DAMN!.

Dude, u r right, Worst one yet.

If ur SD has a car, u gotta do sumtin to it(cut the brakes) or (put dead fish somewhere in there) or (Slash his tires if his car is on the Road)

[Obama]

Yah slash his tires and be homeless

[Ryan]

This is there the "MPGH doesn't care about your life" thing kind of steps back.
This all must really suck bro.

[BJIZZLE]

Yah slash his tires and be homeless

whens the last time he attempted 2 kick u out

[OLAWD]

Josh, you should really just put him straight.

Sit him down and tell the fag that he has no right or legal custody over you and your possessions due to you being 18.

Fuck man, that sucks

[why06]

One more year Josh.... :P
Hang in there. Awesome story as usual. (sucks man =/) but hilarious in a sorta unpersonal kind of way.

[Matt]

Slap him in his damn face and tell him, "If you take my damn car again, I'm going to fucking slash your tires and cut all your fingers off. Got it bitch!?"

[Obama]

Josh, you should really just put him straight.

Sit him down and tell the fag that he has no right or legal custody over you and your possessions due to you being 18.

Fuck man, that sucks

You must be white. Thats not how it works in a black family, id be on the street

/facepalm

One more year Josh.... :P
Hang in there. Awesome story as usual. (sucks man =/) but hilarious in a sorta unpersonal kind of way.

What happens in one year?