Simple lag generator

[yodaliketaco]

This is a simple, generic lag creator that helps with glitching in any game. I just made it, and i thought i would post it. It is all .bat files, just open the shortcut. Unfortunately, I could not figure out how to make an in game hotkey, so you have to alt+tab out to use this. Just get where u need to glitch then activate it then get in the deactivate it. This is completely unprotected, and I don't mind if anyone leeches, but please pm me if you find a way to add a hotkey.
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[jeevin]

why do i want lagg when i made a gltich key??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????

[yodaliketaco]

If you have a glitch key, you don't need this, but if you don't want to have to disable your antivirus to run a game hack just to glitch, something like this is very helpful. Plus this works for all games and will never be patched. BTW, lag makes glitching much easier, this program simply lets you turn on and off different amounts of lag.

[yodaliketaco]

open notepad.
copy and paste this in

@echo off
goto menu
:menu
echo.
echo How much lag do you want on a scale of 1-7
echo.
echo Choice
echo.
echo 1 Level 1
echo 2 Level 2
echo 3 Level 3
echo 4 Level 4
echo 5 Level 5
echo 6 Level 6
echo 7 Level 7
echo 0 Stop lag
echo.

:choice
set /P C1,2,3,4,5,6,7]?
if "%C%"=="7" goto quit
if "%C%"=="6" goto net
if "%C%"=="5" goto note
if "%C%"=="4" goto lan
if "%C%"=="3" goto mail
if "%C%"=="2" goto ie
if "%C%"=="1" goto soft
if "%C%"=="0" goto end
goto choice

:soft
start /min lag.bat
goto menu

:ie
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
goto menu

:mail
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
goto menu

:lan
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
goto menu

:note
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
goto menu

:net
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
goto menu

:quit
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
start /min lag.bat
goto menu

:end
taskkill /fi "windowtitle eq lag"
goto menu



Once that is in the window, click save as and call it "lagengine.bat" and save as "all files"

next, open a new notepad window, then copy and paste this in


@echo off
title lag
:loop
color 9
echo LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
goto :loop



Once that is in the window, click save as and save as "lag.bat" as "all files"
Now, put these two windows batch files in the same folder on your computer, anywhere you want. Now you can either make a shortcut to "lagengine.bat" or click it directly to open the program.

[yodaliketaco]

If this program is not laggy enough for you, edit lag.bat and delete the line
@echo off

this will cause the program to cause approximately 3x as much lag. However, for most computers the program is already at a comfortable glitching lag level.

[iGlitchFoolz]

Holy Triple Shitting Post! And seems to complicated. I think I'll stick with Prnt Scrn o_O