Write ur darkest joke down

[Eden]

what's better than 4 babies in 4 trash cans?
1 baby in 4 trash cans

[devvoo]

What does a pedophile and a turtle have in common?

They both want to get there before the hair/hare does.

[James Raynor]

Ok that one is a big long.
There's 3 people (1 nigga, 1 asian and 1 white) that went to a wide jungle together and they get captured by a tribe chief. He says that if the size of their 3 dicks are 50 centimeters (~20 inches) or more, they are free.
The nigga put it out and... 26 centimeters... So the 2 others only have to have 24 centimeters in total in dicksize.
The white put it out and it's 23 centimeters, so the asian must have a 1 centimeter or more one so they are sure they'll be free.
The asian put it out and it's 1 centimeters.
The tribe chief let them go even if it's only 50 centimeters, not more.
They celebrate they are free but they are a bit cringing because of the size of the dick of the asian.
The asian go see the 2 other guys and he says : "HEY GUYS ! HOPEFULLY I HAD A BONER"

sorry if bad english <3

[pandoraa]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

The Holocaust.

[LilYachty]

Penis 10/char

[john8734]

fgt 1v1me il rek u

[Vaypah]

What do you call a black guy with half a brain?



Gifted.

[deep]

What's the difference between a yew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

[niggo]

these jokes are so dark, i wonder no police man shot them already