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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumboxe's Sheep View Post
    Ya that kinda shit happens when you sit home all day playing video games and then first time in months you go outside and decide to wear those new pants that according to your mom "are in style" lmao. Stick to a tank and sweats.
    They are SLP/YSL pants.... $900

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    I fucking died when I saw those pants

    Aren't those for 15 year old punk/emo girls? It doesn't even match your outfit.
    They are SLP/YSL pants.... $900

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    You look like some autistic monkey with a mop pushed to one side of your head. Covering your derpy ass eyes and your orangutan nose. Virgin ass wearing clothes to show off what you don't have you tooth pick. Practicing some yoga poses to get more flexible so you can suck your own dick because you're the only one who would do that. Head ass i seriously can't tell if your a guy or some type of tomboy girl. Please clarify

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigerOG View Post
    They are SLP/YSL pants.... $900

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    They are SLP/YSL pants.... $900
    If that's true it's even more pathetic lmfao.
    Please tell me they were at least refunded.
    You seem like the type of idiot who would've payed $120 for Kanye's blank white t-shirt.

    Here: https://www.neimanmarcus.com/Brunello...ndecaDrivenCat
    It costs $1,145 so it must look good 100% of the time on 100% of people, right?

    Or here: https://www.neimanmarcus.com/Robins-J...rySiloedViewCP
    Gotta love Neiman's stupid shit sometimes lmao
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    Fucking covering your face because u don't wanna break the mirror. Look like an LGBT feminist lmaoo. Also your hairline looks like the Chicago skylinr

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigerOG View Post
    They are SLP/YSL pants.... $900

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    They are SLP/YSL pants.... $900
    Sure they are. What ever helps you sleep at night.
    Dave is a jackass.

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