Pastafarianism or Christianity?

[Illuminatus]

Pastafarianism's "fruits" are self contradictory and create a paradox within itself. If more than 1 person were to eat enough spaghetti and if they were to see each other in the bathroom, the following growth in the nether-region would cause a disruption in the universe soo huge that it would implode into nothingness thus proving Flying Spaghetti Monster as a false god.

But if that happened, it would mean the Flying Spaghetti Monster our Lord is real.
Which he is.

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No it wouldn't. The existance of said god can be proven by the possibility of their "fruits". Pastafarianism's "fruits" are self-contradictory hence proven he is no god. Sheer lack of control would be enough to disprove him.

[Illuminatus]

No it wouldn't. The existance of said god can be proven by the possibility of their "fruits". Pastafarianism's "fruits" are self-contradictory hence proven he is no god. Sheer lack of control would be enough to disprove him.

Atheist much.
Although I can't talk. I shunned my whole families religion, and all the others.

[reaper]

There is no god you jebus freaks, religion is only for weak, narrow minded people who can't think for themselves

[Illuminatus]

Why I don't follow christianity.

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?Then he is not omnipotent.Is he able, but not willing?Then he is malevolent.Is he both able and willing?Then whence cometh evil?Is he neither able nor willing?Then why call him God?”

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Actually I'm agnostic christian.

And you quote fails. He is unable to prevent evil because most evil is from the process of free will which was our given right.

@th3reaper: you obviously know nothing. You deny that theres a god yet you claim to be agnostic.

[Illuminatus]

Actually I'm agnostic christian.

And you quote fails. He is unable to prevent evil because most evil is from the process of free will which was our given right.

@th3reaper: you obviously know nothing. You deny that theres a god yet you claim to be agnostic.

That makes no sense.
An omnipotent being can do anything. Whatever he wants.
If he is omnipotent, and cares, then he would be able to fix that.
Because of his said omnipotence.

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His omnipotence is made redundant by the gift of free will which means we can do whatever we want.

My bad: got my words mixed up.

[Illuminatus]

Omnipotence (from Latin: Omni Potens: "all power") is unlimited power.

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Fixed my mistake.

[Illuminatus]

Fixed my mistake.

Oh, didn't see.

[reaper]

@th3reaper: you obviously know nothing. You deny that theres a god yet you claim to be agnostic.

So you don't actually know what agnostic means lmao, maybe you shouldn't comment

I believe in an external force but not a god as such, atheists don't believe in anything..

[Illuminatus]

I follow Epicurus. That's all.

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So you don't actually know what agnostic means lmao, maybe you shouldn't comment

I believe in an external force but not a god as such, atheists don't believe in anything..

Agnosis is the absence of knowledge. Denying what could be true is stating that you claim to be knowledgeable. Read up on your latin.

[reaper]

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