The Dumbist thing iv ever heard

[Str8Soldier0]

K2 Network will start offering a new product to go along with our games it will be a free biometric device that must be connected in order for the game to work.

We call it the “Mini-Guilli 3000� ©. It is a biometric fingerprint reader and more. The player wears it while playing. First offense cheating = small electric shock. Second offense = large electric shock. Third offense = loss of finger via the Mini-Guilli 3000’s © patented Fingotine®, which is a nano-hydraulic miniature guillotine. The player can choose to continue to play, but we will charge increasing amounts to reset the Fingotine®. Three use of this product will limit each user to a maximum of 30 infractions, 15 per hand. Plus we will offer bandages and specialized Mini-Guilli 3000 © cleaning supplies at a small nominal cost.

I really think that this will help to “cut down� on the cheating problem. Especially when we start advertising the “I’ve been 255’d!� t-shirts that we will give free to all members of the “Fingo30 Club�!

All the kids will want one

UPDATE: The Mini-Guilli 3000 © is currently in Beta testing stage so in the next few weeks we will be looking for Beta Testers to assist us in the final product roll out.

WTF...any thoughts

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

fake obviously moron

[badbull]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahha omg u believe that hahahahahah

[tungsten79]

...rofl u just started a useless thread

[personperson]

Would be fun, though .

[tungsten79]

then every1 here would be fingerless

[personperson]

then every1 here would be fingerless

...I still think it would be fun .

[tungsten79]

that's just...sad...so u want 2 be fingerless?

[patrick8099]

lol wooooooooooooow

[tungsten79]

ur sig takes up half the page, make it smaller

[Tiresome]

HAHA. That would be fucking hilarious.

[NetNavi]

i wonder if it would shock you

if you were masturbating...

[[MPGH]arunforce]

I don't think anyone could believe this.

[NetNavi]

I don't think anyone could believe this.

some would

depends on how lowly they think of k2

but this is beyond the point of k2's stupidity

this is in GOURAV STUPIDITY ZONE

[Gourav2122]

wow, what a jack ass that guy who wrote that come on.... we will just find a bypass for that xD