I herd you like tech n9ne?
Anyway, you don't have it that bad. My parents in dallas are the same.
If you want your band to be decent, you also have to put some vids up.
Christian music generally sucks, and from the sounds of things yours might be ok. I'm not a huge fan of about 99% of christian music, but some of it is good, although you can't really say its 100% bible.