Not only is your signature entirely too big, the contents are completely retarded.
'Note that my mood always stays twisted, so becareful with what you type to respond to me. I'm a mod critic and a typo finder, I judge harshly.'
Are you trying to scare someone? Surely your name already did it.
I try not to say anything, but when people add crap like that it's like baiting me in. Perhaps I should say nothing, keep to myself, and enjoy the laugh I get when I scroll down a page and see similar things. inb4 turn sigs off
On a related note; noob is, in my experience, more often than not used as a joke or a lame attempt at an insult. Should be taken lightly if taken at all.