Toilet Disaster #2

[RebornAce]

Dont Shit In A Plane!!!

Fellow friends, I tell thee a story of woe and dispair, of shit flying everywhere, all over the room and around the seat, all up the walls and around your feet.

No, I hadnt exploded, yet while on a flight from Dublin to London i felt an urge to use the toilet.

But woe was me, how this accident i did not forsee was waiting for me in the toilet. It started allright with a plip and a plop but then i realised my mistake, as the plane decesnded onto the runway i was left in a shitty state.

The toilet sloshed its toxic waste all over the small enclosure, spraying me and the walls brown with shit-molecules.

as the plane started to rattle and shake I knew i was in trouble, the shit sprayed my face with its putrid grasp as my mountains of flesh kept up the assualt onto the toilet bowl.

Fighting to savour fresh-clean oxygen i decided to flush, but flushing was disabled when the plane is landing or taking off, swearing oh my fucking god and my ass was sweating badly, running to get some toilet paper then it hit me badly.

OH DEAR GOD NO, THE ROLL IS EMPTY! SWEET FUCKING JESUS WHAT DO I DO? AM I, POOR REBORNACE, FOREVER DOOMED TO POO?

[RebornAce]

(Another masterpiece, yet somewhat shorter than #1)

[EleMentX]

ROFL airplanes r wierd i thought once u go it falls but what if it like landed on a car HAHAH id pay 2 see that(a massive lump of crap falling 30,000 feet down from teh air) XD
plz plz do number 3

[RebornAce]

LOL A LUMP OF CRAP FROM THE SKY LANDS ON YOUR CAR

LOLOLOL THAT WUD BE HILAROUS (AND SMELLY)

soz 4 caps its just sooo funny

[Paolo1993]

Lol nice.. lol

bombs away i mean shits away!!!!!!!!
hahahaha cool story

[RebornAce]

Im working on #3 but its gonna be a long one (even longer than #1) so i'll post Toilet Disaster #3 Sneak Preview k?

[EleMentX]

if it fell on ur car would u get out and like yell "OH SHIT!!!!!!!" sum guy walks past and says "yup it is"
ROFL now i wana google it 2 find somthing like that XD

[RebornAce]

lol GL ^^
hmmmm IM gonna star special guest: DAVE in #3

[Paolo1993]

lol yah cool. and rebornace another double posts lolx..
edit botton is on already

[RebornAce]

actually One post is the story and the other one is my post

So 0WN3D!

[Paolo1993]

you just have to divide your posts so it looks more organize. so you'll not double posts

[RebornAce]

Yo Mean Like This

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Heheh I Like Mpgh

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Toilet Disaster #3 In Teh Workz

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Mmm, Somthin

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B O R E D W I D Th E --------------- Alrdy

[Paolo1993]

not like that like these.

Dont Shit In A Plane!!!

Fellow friends, I tell thee a story of woe and dispair, of shit flying everywhere, all over the room and around the seat, all up the walls and around your feet.

No, I hadnt exploded, yet while on a flight from Dublin to London i felt an urge to use the toilet.

But woe was me, how this accident i did not forsee was waiting for me in the toilet. It started allright with a plip and a plop but then i realised my mistake, as the plane decesnded onto the runway i was left in a shitty state.

The toilet sloshed its toxic waste all over the small enclosure, spraying me and the walls brown with shit-molecules.

as the plane started to rattle and shake I knew i was in trouble, the shit sprayed my face with its putrid grasp as my mountains of flesh kept up the assualt onto the toilet bowl.

Fighting to savour fresh-clean oxygen i decided to flush, but flushing was disabled when the plane is landing or taking off, swearing oh my fucking god and my ass was sweating badly, running to get some toilet paper then it hit me badly.

OH DEAR GOD NO, THE ROLL IS EMPTY! SWEET FUCKING JESUS WHAT DO I DO? AM I, POOR REBORNACE, FOREVER DOOMED TO POO?

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(Another masterpiece, yet somewhat shorter than #1)

[scuartas]

hey i got a similar story should i post mine up...

[Paolo1993]

first we need dave to put up a fanfiction page