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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Only a boner?
    I JIZZED. IN MY PANTS.
    well bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense /

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aluseu1 View Post


    well bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense /
    When I open the window and a breeze came in
    /
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    When I open the window and a breeze came in
    /
    Lock eyes from across the room
    Down my drink while the rhythms boom
    Take your hand and skip the names
    No need here for the silly games
    Make our way through the smoke and crowd
    The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
    Move in close as the lasers fly
    Our bodies touch and the angels cry

    Leave this place, go back to yours
    Our lips first touch outside your door
    Is the whole night what we've got in store?
    Whisper in my ear that you want some more
    And I jizz in my pants

    This really never happens, you can take my word
    I won't apologize, that's just absurd
    Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
    And now I jizz in my pants
    Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
    Plus it's your fault, you were rubbin' my butt
    I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
    Now I'll go home and change

    I need a few things from the grocery
    Do things alone now mostly
    Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
    Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
    The checkout counter and I saw her face
    My heart stood still, so did time and space
    Never thought that I could feel real again
    But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"
    She turned to me, that's when she said it
    Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or credit?"
    And I jizzed in my pants

    It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
    But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3
    And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
    Because I jizzed in my pants
    To be fair, you were flirting a lot
    Plus the way you bag cans makes me bothered and hot
    Please stop acting like you're not impressed
    One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

    Last week I saw a film
    As I recall it was a horror film
    Walked outside into the rain
    Checked my phone and saw you rang
    And I jizzed in my pants

    Speeding down the street, when the red lights flash
    Need to get away, need to make a dash
    A song comes on that reminds me of you
    And I jizz in my pants

    The next day, my alarm goes off
    And I jizz in my pants

    Open my window and a breeze rolls in
    And I jizz in my pants

    When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
    I jizzed in my pants

    I just ate a grape
    And I jizzed in my pants

    I went to. . .
    Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

    I jizz right in my pants
    Every time you're next to me
    And when we're holdin hands
    Its like havin sex with me
    You say I'm premature
    I just call it ecstasy
    I wear a rubber at all times
    Its a necessity
    Cuz I jizz in my pants
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants)
    Yes I jizz in my pants
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
    pwnt /

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aluseu1 View Post


    Lock eyes from across the room
    Down my drink while the rhythms boom
    Take your hand and skip the names
    No need here for the silly games
    Make our way through the smoke and crowd
    The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
    Move in close as the lasers fly
    Our bodies touch and the angels cry

    Leave this place, go back to yours
    Our lips first touch outside your door
    Is the whole night what we've got in store?
    Whisper in my ear that you want some more
    And I jizz in my pants

    This really never happens, you can take my word
    I won't apologize, that's just absurd
    Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
    And now I jizz in my pants
    Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
    Plus it's your fault, you were rubbin' my butt
    I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
    Now I'll go home and change

    I need a few things from the grocery
    Do things alone now mostly
    Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
    Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
    The checkout counter and I saw her face
    My heart stood still, so did time and space
    Never thought that I could feel real again
    But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"
    She turned to me, that's when she said it
    Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or credit?"
    And I jizzed in my pants

    It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
    But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3
    And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
    Because I jizzed in my pants
    To be fair, you were flirting a lot
    Plus the way you bag cans makes me bothered and hot
    Please stop acting like you're not impressed
    One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

    Last week I saw a film
    As I recall it was a horror film
    Walked outside into the rain
    Checked my phone and saw you rang
    And I jizzed in my pants

    Speeding down the street, when the red lights flash
    Need to get away, need to make a dash
    A song comes on that reminds me of you
    And I jizz in my pants

    The next day, my alarm goes off
    And I jizz in my pants

    Open my window and a breeze rolls in
    And I jizz in my pants

    When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
    I jizzed in my pants

    I just ate a grape
    And I jizzed in my pants

    I went to. . .
    Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

    I jizz right in my pants
    Every time you're next to me
    And when we're holdin hands
    Its like havin sex with me
    You say I'm premature
    I just call it ecstasy
    I wear a rubber at all times
    Its a necessity
    Cuz I jizz in my pants
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants)
    Yes I jizz in my pants
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
    pwnt /
    Okay, no need to do the whole song
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Okay, no need to do the whole song
    no need to quote the whol thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aluseu1 View Post


    no need to quote the whol thing
    I just did, what now?
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aluseu1 View Post


    no need to quote the whol thing
    guys, you are spamming my thread
    [IMG]https://i907.photobucke*****m/albums/ac273/Lil_Shorty_B/SPMMT-resized.gif[/IMG]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vamperag(e) View Post


    guys, you are spamming my thread
    Hey, its so awesome, we jizzed so much, we had to do it
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    I just did, what now?

    thats what now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aluseu1 View Post



    thats what now
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
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    i think this looks amazing 0_o

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    SO MUCH SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!
    [IMG]https://i907.photobucke*****m/albums/ac273/Lil_Shorty_B/SPMMT-resized.gif[/IMG]

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    This is a very late post, but great mod, I love it.

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