Captain Motherfucking Obvious.

**Empire** · 08-07-2010

So today i receive a call from my idiotic parents in Dallas(divorce family).
Starts off with the usual shit, blah blah, checking passport info, blah blah'

Then my stepmom starts going "please don't bring any alchohol on the cruise, your brother just got out of rehab, i know its very common and you and your friends probably drank with your brother"

1. I'm 19. Although i can get alcohol, I don't drink. I usually don't even need to make this clear since i'm 19.

2. I'm the good one in my family, I didn't go OD on heroin.

3. We are going to Mexico, through customs. You can't bring beer through customs, especially if your 19.

4. I don't want to bring beer on a 6 hour drive, have it sit there for 2 days, and then get caught when i bring it through customs.

5. Especially when i can JUST BUY IT IN MEXICO BECAUSE I'M LEGAL THERE.

6. May i remind you, I don't drink. I don't buy people drinks. In fact, if my stepmom wasn't so stupid, she would probably realize MY BROTHER OD'ed ON HEROIN.
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So my response was "uh i'm not going to bring beer that i won't drink, because i don't drink, just to get caught at customs.

Then she got all madd

**WOLFPACK X69X** · 08-07-2010

haha sounds like she doesn't know what is going on in the world

**notgeti** · 08-07-2010

ITT: goddamn retarded parents who once again dont give enough of a fuck to pay attention to things that make a difference when the situation actually calls for them giving a fuck

**Sir Nathan** · 08-07-2010

Originally Posted by Empire

So today i receive a call from my idiotic parents in Dallas(divorce family).
Starts off with the usual shit, blah blah, checking passport info, blah blah'

Then my stepmom starts going "please don't bring any alchohol on the cruise, your brother just got out of rehab, i know its very common and you and your friends probably drank with your brother"

1. I'm 19. Although i can get alcohol, I don't drink. I usually don't even need to make this clear since i'm 19.

2. I'm the good one in my family, I didn't go OD on heroin.

3. We are going to Mexico, through customs. You can't bring beer through customs, especially if your 19.

4. I don't want to bring beer on a 6 hour drive, have it sit there for 2 days, and then get caught when i bring it through customs.

5. Especially when i can JUST BUY IT IN MEXICO BECAUSE I'M LEGAL THERE.

6. May i remind you, I don't drink. I don't buy people drinks. In fact, if my stepmom wasn't so stupid, she would probably realize MY BROTHER OD'ed ON HEROIN.
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So my response was "uh i'm not going to bring beer that i won't drink, because i don't drink, just to get caught at customs.

Then she got all madd

Lol. Maybe she'll ask you to not to bring a gun or a bag full of marijuana next time.