New York

[x.navi.x]

Of course they have bed bugs. It's a dirty city.

[Tiresome]

I want to blow those little shits apart with a pressure washer.

Or burn the shit out of them with a welding torch.

Fuck bugs.

[Toshie]

I want to blow those little shits apart with a pressure washer.

Or burn the shit out of them with a welding torch.

Fuck bugs.

merely impossible, they only come out if u make places really hot

[Tiresome]

merely impossible, they only come out if u make places really hot

Impossible you say?

I blow the legs off crickets in my driveway with my pressure washer.

Shit is SO cash.

[Toshie]

Impossible you say?

I blow the legs off crickets in my driveway with my pressure washer.

Shit is SO cash.

thread is about bed bugs....

[Buzz LightYear]

merely impossible, they only come out if u make places really hot

Toshie gtfo

[Tiresome]

thread is about bed bugs....

My posts were about bugs in general.


Seeing as bed bugs don't pertain to me, I'll talk about other bugs that are annoying. Which is all of them.

Same concept, do you follow?

[Toshie]

My posts were about bugs in general.


Seeing as bed bugs don't pertain to me, I'll talk about other bugs that are annoying.

Same concept, do you follow?

yes, i slowly kill bugs, sometimes i kill them and put them under meh microscope

[Bombsaway707]

[Tiresome]

I once trapped a spider beneath a glass cup with a half-sphere bottom.

By this I mean, there was room for it to move around a bit underneath the cup, but around the edges it touched the wall.

I proceeded to slowly twist and turn the glass and it grinded the living shit out of the little bastard.

His legs were stuck to the wall and took a few minutes to wash off.


Bug murder stories. Go.

[Toshie]

I once trapped a spider beneath a glass cup with a half-sphere bottom.

By this I mean, there was room for it to move around a bit underneath the cup, but around the edges it touched the wall.

I proceeded to slowly twist and turn the glass and it grinded the living shit out of the little bastard.

His legs were stuck to the wall and took a few minutes to wash off.

I got a big spider, meduim, and small spider...1 cup...good fights

[Imperial Commando]

I once trapped a spider beneath a glass cup with a half-sphere bottom.

By this I mean, there was room for it to move around a bit underneath the cup, but around the edges it touched the wall.

I proceeded to slowly twist and turn the glass and it grinded the living shit out of the little bastard.

His legs were stuck to the wall and took a few minutes to wash off.

i was cleaning stuff from a party once and i used little plastic shot glasses to trap bees. there was a cup of like... 10 bees when we finished.

[-Lame]

Pointless thread is Pointless.

[HannibalJr]

I got a big spider, meduim, and small spider...1 cup...good fights

3 spiders 1 cup /

[Tiresome]

i was cleaning stuff from a party once and i used little plastic shot glasses to trap bees. there was a cup of like... 10 bees when we finished.

Right on.


Here's some tips if you're as annoyed by bugs in your house as I am:

1. Overpump a basketball as much as possible and keep it handy. Throw it at anything that is little, black and moves. Will demolish the SHIT out of it. If you break a lamp or something in the process, fucking worth it.

2. Take your shoes off in your room or wherever you spend most of your time. Buy extra spray deodorant and keep a full one handy. When you're under siege for the bug enemy, grab a shoe and slide your hand in it and with the other hand grab the spray deodorant. Spray whatever moves and slap the shit out of it with the shoe as hard as possible.

3. Don't be a ****** and get a napkin and squeeze it to death. It invaded your home, it deserves to be fucking demolished by any means and without consideration of cost.

4. Buy a mosquito sized flyswatter and use it for most every bug you see. It may be a little slower than small ones, but you'll get that fucker no matter what. The spread of that thing should be huge, and over time you'll learn what swings work for each bug and it will be all too easy and satisfying.

5. Best tool I ever used was some heavy duty bug spray shit that came with a little hose and a gallon or two of spray. That shit makes bugs give off smoke or some shit. Does work. Completely annihilates them. They have no fucking chance at all. One spray and their head is disintegrated off.