MPGH IRC Chat Quote Thread

[i eat trees]

<GayBot> Here's a hint, michel__ ________
<arunforce> !vowels
<Dave84311> micheal jackson
<sf0d> Michelle Pfeiffer
<arunforce> michelle peeiree
<Dave84311> !vowwels
<GayBot> Winner: sf0d Answer: michelle pfeiffer Time: 18.807 Streak: 2 Points: 3 WPM: 10 Rank: 12th Previously: 13th
<Dave84311> !vowels
<arunforce> FUCK U
<GayBot> sf0d has moved up in rank: 12th
<arunforce> FUCK U
<Dave84311> wtf
<poker> Michelle Abernathy
<TalonEagle>
<Dave84311> GTFO
<sf0d> ownage
<Dave84311> GTFO
<arunforce> !rank
<arunforce>

JESUS CHRIST ITS A GAME!

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

<sf0d> Vivian Vance
<Dave84311> via marrey
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<poker> copy and paste
<sf0d> xD
<Dave84311> lol
<Dave84311> =x
<Dave84311> owned
<sf0d> wtf my anser is right
<Dave84311> like dugang
<TalonEagle> vivian recardo
<arunforce> thats up to him >.>
<Dave84311> LMAO
<poker> !last
<Dave84311> AHAHHA
<TalonEagle> lol
* MPGHIEAN is now known as quin123
<sf0d> Vivian Bagley
<GayBot> 10Winner:1 sf0d10 Answer:1 Vivian Bagley10 Time:1 56.76210 Streak:1 110 Points:1 410 WPM:1 210 Rank:1 12th
<sf0d> ownage
<arunforce> .........
<Dave84311> LMAO
<poker> cheater
<sf0d> xD
<Dave84311> googler
<poker> fucking cheater
<TalonEagle>
<TalonEagle> GOOGLER

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

<GayBot> 012110.1 Whos wang do you suck?
<poker> changed
<poker> DAVE
<arunforce> me
<arunforce> dave
<sf0d> Dave
<GayBot> 10Winner:1 poker10 Answer:1 Dave's10 Time:1 2.24310 Streak:1 210 Points:1 1110 WPM:1 3210 Rank:1 7th
<Dave84311> disturbed sweet
<sf0d> danr
<arunforce> lol
<Dave84311> WTF

[EleMentX]

lol the amount of stuff ppl get into now hahahah

[poker]

ill be living in infamy

[up91]

<Darkshin3z> $10 sucky suck okay?
<TalonEagle> SWEET
<oblivion> yeah
<oblivion> i got a spare 10 around here
<oblivion> oh shit, i found a twenty....YAY

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

[12:51] <southjaxdtp> so beer can u help me
[12:51] <Beer_Hunter[AFK]> rofl
[12:51] <Beer_Hunter[AFK]> how?
[12:51] <southjaxdtp> i cant copy and paste on my cpu
[12:51] <southjaxdtp> and its clean of viruses and spyware
[12:51] <Beer_Hunter[AFK]> oki
[12:51] <Beer_Hunter[AFK]> you mean
[12:51] <Iverson> lol white man always fucks up technology
[12:51] <Beer_Hunter[AFK]> Control+C?
[12:51] <southjaxdtp> that and using right click..they both dun work
[12:52] <Beer_Hunter[AFK]> w31rd...
[12:52] <Beer_Hunter[AFK]> what happens when you try?
[12:52] <Iverson> alt f4?
[12:52] <southjaxdtp> it lets me click copy
[12:52] <Beer_Hunter[AFK]> shuddap bad boy
[12:52] * southjaxdtp (MPGHIEAN@mpgh-AD2C69FE.jax.bellsouth.net) Quit (Quit: MPGH.net's Java IRC CLient)
[12:52] <Iverson> LOL
[12:52] <Beer_Hunter[AFK]> ROFL

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Ah, Iverson, you crack me up. Bitch.

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

u gotta say that was a good one XD

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

[13:46] <Iverson> kill him
[13:46] <Dave84311> hes like the googler ><
[13:46] <sf0d> u know all the answers zzz
[13:46] <Dave84311> k
[13:46] <oblivion> lol
[13:46] <sf0d> nooo
[13:46] <sf0d> i good gun
[13:46] <sf0d> a.q
[13:46] * sf0d (Natazaku@A0F45306.C629890D.8DBFD694.IP) Quit ([irc.mpgh.net] Local kill by Dave84311 (Iverson told me))
[13:46] <Iverson> LOL

[kvmn8]

gah the java client isnt working on the school computers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[up91]

that doesn't mean it isn't working.....it's just a filter...make a negation for it at home and load it on the compy at school :P

[A7X Oblivian]

<Kvmn8-eating> i type with my toes!
<Kvmn8-eating> you dont wana know what i talk with
<A7X_Oblivian> lol
<A7X_Oblivian> i licked my touchpad earlier
<A7X_Oblivian> it tasted all funny and stuff
<Kvmn8-eating> ....
<Kvmn8-eating> KISS ME
<A7X_Oblivian> i think i brained my damage as a result
<A7X_Oblivian> OKAY'
<EleMentX> LATER ALL
<A7X_Oblivian> come here
<EleMentX> GUNNA GO GET MY BACK SLICED OPEEEN!!!!
<A7X_Oblivian> i'll do whatever u want
<EleMentX> woooot
* Kvmn8-eating starts dry humping oblivians head
<EleMentX> LOL
<A7X_Oblivian> rofl
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<Kvmn8-eating> im a canadian pirate
<Kvmn8-eating> i sale lake winipeg




some things are better not asked >_>

[A7X Oblivian]

<Kvmn8-eating> yar i make love to the keel of me vessle
<Kvmn8-eating> and it loves me back
<Kvmn8-eating> yar
<Kvmn8-eating> i be eating sasauges and pasta the canadian pirates favorite meal!
<Kvmn8-eating> yar eh!
<Kvmn8-eating> whats this!?!?
<Kvmn8-eating> bah!
<Kvmn8-eating> its the Canadian lake guard
<Kvmn8-eating> out to get me
<Kvmn8-eating> BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES
<Kvmn8-eating> MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS
<Kvmn8-eating> WIPE YOUR ASS
<Kvmn8-eating> FORWARD THE CANNONS
<Kvmn8-eating> TARGET THEIR MAST AND RIGGING
<Kvmn8-eating> FIRE
<A7X_Oblivian> put ur cock in the barrel to clean it out...and get some pleasure
<Kvmn8-eating> OMG HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW WHAT IM REALLY DOING????
<Kvmn8-eating> PREPARE TO BORDE THE HMS OBLIVIAN
<Kvmn8-eating> RAPE AND PILAGE AND URINATE ON EVERYTHING
<A7X_Oblivian> arghh...get them while their dicks are still in the cannons
* Kvmn8-eating rapes and pillages Oblivian
<A7X_Oblivian> take ur cutlasses and jab them in the anus
<Kvmn8-eating> o.0
<Kvmn8-eating> OH!
<Kvmn8-eating> ME ANUS!
<Kvmn8-eating> YAR EH!
<Kvmn8-eating> a;lsfkjlsdfl;k
<A7X_Oblivian> and u know what i mean by jab
<Kvmn8-eating> RAMMIFY?
<Kvmn8-eating> PENETRATE
<Kvmn8-eating> ?
<A7X_Oblivian> yarghh...use the vibrating cutlasses
<Kvmn8-eating> ;lDL:SKGJ:SRLJIGO:ERINOVI:NRIN
<Kvmn8-eating> GIRUVIURIUEVWIOBPEWOURVBUIROEVBIERUOVBRLJGHDFKJSVN RBEWIVUBEWUVBIERVBIURHVIUHRIGHRIHVIOUSRHVURHVIOUHR VHROPGHROPBHIREOPBNRIOBOPRIEHNBOPIREHJB
<A7X_Oblivian> their captain seems to be enjoying this
*** Dave84311 is now known as Dave84311|AFK|Hacking
<A7X_Oblivian> give him the vibrating cannon

[Jackal]

[0_0] okaaaay..... *backs away slowly*