MPGH IRC Chat Quote Thread

[The_Enigma]

<Kvmn8> omgz
<Clark_> omgs
<Jess> ?
<Jess> :O
<Clark_> nothing :P
* Jess acts lyk she knows wats going on.
* Clark_ just farted
* Clark_ then ran to corner crying
* Kvmn8 who the fuck are you guys?

I know who Jess is, but who is Clark?

[Bull3t]

<Clark_> https://www.avataris*****m/avatars/Fun...emon-funny.gif
<Kvmn8> HAHAH
<Kvmn8> thats funny
<Kvmn8> if you like pokemans
<Kvmn8> you ass hat

BRINGING YOU UP TO DATE ON WHAT IS HAPINING IN THE AREA OF THINGS

Now that is funny, shame no-one is signing it...

[kvmn8]

Now that is funny, shame no-one is signing it...

yah IF YOU LIKE POKEMANS ASS HAT

[Beer_Hunter]

<Iverson> i say
<Iverson> that was a funny
<sf0d> werent u the 1 who
<Iverson> vid
<sf0d> was asking
<Iverson> arun
<sf0d> for my
<sf0d> auto answer script
<Iverson> no
<sf0d> u aint getting it now
<sf0d> :P
<Iverson> i didn t want no gay script
<sf0d> You make 1
<sf0d> ok
<sf0d> its hard
<sf0d> u have to put
<sf0d> every single
<sf0d> question
<sf0d> and answer
<sf0d> there was like 300
<Iverson> I DUN GIVE A FUCK, I DIDNT WANT A SCRIPT AND I DUN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT UR SCRIPT

I was spying IRC and found it kinda funny

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

HOLY SHIT IRC WAS A MESS, MY CRTL V Died and it kept going and going ARUN IS GOING TO KILL US
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WTF IT DID IT AGAIN

[Jackal]

[22:01] * Enigma bites jackal. yum yum yum :P
[22:01] * Jackal is bleeding
[22:01] Kvmn8: oh my
[22:01] * Jackal has a fleshwound in his shoulder, now
[22:01] * Enigma puts a rusty boot knife from Jackals boot on the wound.
[22:01] * Jackal gets tetanus
[22:02] Kvmn8: that looks like itl help
[22:02] Kvmn8: gj
[22:02] Enigma: yay pwned
[22:02] * Jackal gives himself a tetanus shot
[22:02] * Jackal is cured
[22:02] * Kvmn8 casts enoculate on Jackal
[22:02] Kvmn8: :<
[22:02] * Jackal is sterile
[22:02] Jackal: Ewwwwwww
[22:02] Beer_Hunter[AFK]: omg
[22:02] * Kvmn8 casts lvl 73 tatanus on Jackal
[22:02] * Kvmn8 casts enoculate on Jackal
[22:02] Kvmn8: :>
[22:02] Enigma: LOL
[22:02] Kvmn8: i am so good to u
[22:02] Jackal: thank you Doctor
[22:02] Kvmn8: no problem!
[22:03] * Enigma casts some weird voodoo shit on Jackal.
[22:03] Kvmn8: !!1
[22:03] Enigma: BE ATTACKED BY CHICKENS ALREADY DAMMIT JACKAL
[22:03] * Jackal ha a magic-absorbing talisman
[22:03] * Kvmn8 casts anti pagan voodo on Enigma
[22:03] Enigma: GORILLA SIZED CHICKENS
[22:03] Kvmn8: NEUTRALIZED
[22:03] Enigma: >_<
[22:03] * Enigma is owned.
[22:03] * Jackal pulls out his rusty boot knife
[22:03] Enigma: oh shi...
[22:04] * Kvmn8 casts bare botom on Enigma
[22:04] Enigma: OH NO
[22:04] * Enigma buys pants.
[22:04] Kvmn8: !
[22:04] * Kvmn8 puts on the pants
[22:04] Enigma: NO
[22:04] Enigma: MY PANTS
[22:04] * Kvmn8 does the pants dance
[22:04] * Kvmn8 dances in his pants
[22:04] * Enigma buys new pair of pants and wears them.
[22:04] * Kvmn8 puts on his flppy wizard hat and robes
[22:05] * Jackal casts lvl 58 eroticism on Enigma
[22:05] Enigma: Yay!
[22:05] * Kvmn8 casts lvl 13 pants destruction ray on Enigma
[22:05] Enigma: I'm so sexy.
[22:05] Enigma: NO
[22:05] Enigma: MY PANTS
[22:05] * Jackal casts lvl 64 eroticism on Kvmn8
[22:05] * Kvmn8 casts lvl 62 bend over on enigma
[22:05] * Jackal watches them go at it
[22:05] Kvmn8: heheheh
[22:05] * Kvmn8 goes at it
[22:05] * Enigma buys pants of invincibility lvl 1 and wears them.
[22:05] * Enigma slaps Kvmn8.
[22:05] * Jackal cuts them off with his rusty boot knife
[22:05] Enigma: GO AWAY
[22:06] Enigma: YOU CAINT
[22:06] * Kvmn8 casts lvl 12 pants of concrete on Enigma
[22:06] Enigma: THEY INVINCIBLE BIITCH
[22:06] Enigma: OH NO
[22:06] * Jackal casts lvl 10 Date Rape on Enigma
[22:06] Enigma: SO HEAVY PANTS
[22:06] Kvmn8: Enigma's pants turn to caustic concrete!
[22:06] Enigma: SOEMON HELP ME PLEASE!!
[22:06] * Kvmn8 gets ready to rape Enigma
[22:06] Enigma: THIS IS UNFAIR!
[22:06] * Jackal casts lvl 10 Date Raper on Kvmn8
[22:06] * Enigma finds a rock and throws it at Jackal thus KOing him.
[22:06] * Kvmn8 conters with anti date rape shell
[22:06] Enigma: ROFL OWNED
[22:07] * Jackal cuts himself awake with a rusty boot knife
[22:07] Enigma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[22:07] * Kvmn8 casts lvl 12 parapalegic on Enigma
[22:07] * Jackal pulls a gun on Enigma
[22:07] * Kvmn8 starts raping the parapalegic Enigma while mutering "ima heal you"
[22:07] * Jackal shoots Enigma in the back of the neck, thus ending his pain
[22:07] * Enigma drools and crushes Kvmn8's foot in his wheelchair.
[22:07] Kvmn8: GAH
[22:07] Enigma: OUCH
[22:07] Kvmn8: fucker
[22:08] * Enigma X_X
[22:08] * Kvmn8 casts lvl 82 chair colapse on enigma
[22:08] * Jackal turns the gun on Kvmn8
[22:08] * Beer_Hunter[AFK] yells : Die n00bies!
[22:08] * Jackal pulls the trigger
[22:08] * Kvmn8 casts lvl 13 balistic shield on himself
[22:08] Kvmn8: Bullet rebounds!
[22:08] Enigma: X_X
[22:08] * Jackal ends up shooting Beer_Hunter[AFK] in the leg
[22:08] Kvmn8: :>
[22:09] * Kvmn8 casts lvl 9000000000 skull rape on Enigma
[22:09] Kvmn8: :<
[22:09] * Jackal pistol-Whips Kvmn8 in the back of the neck
[22:09] Kvmn8: OUCH
[22:09] Kvmn8: FUCK
[22:09] * Kvmn8 casts lvl 46 plant item on Jackal
[22:09] * Jackal stabs Kvmn8 in the back with his rusty boot knife
[22:09] * Enigma stops pretending to be dead and stabs Jackal in the back of the nose with a butcher knife.
[22:09] Kvmn8: !!!
[22:09] * Jackal hits the button on the detonator

[The_Enigma]

Holy Shit Dude Thats One Long Fucking Post

[kvmn8]

true story

[The_Enigma]

i got seriously owned in that IRC battle. 2v1 >_< biitches DT me

[kvmn8]

<arunforce> TALK ONE MORE TIME
<Jackal> ONE MORE TIME
<arunforce> SEE WHAT HAPPENS
* Jackal talks one more time
* Kvmn8 casts embolism on Arun's penis
* arunforce sets mode: +b *!*@13C4AD4D.FDDED64D.39707E96.IP
* arunforce sets mode: +b *!*@mpgh-BB3059A5.dynamic.mts.net

[kvmn8]

<Td00d> a girl just walked past the window
<Ernestiqus> Go for it.
<Td00d> she's a bit too young.
<Ernestiqus> I swear officer, I didn't know she was 16
<Td00d> she isn't 16 :/
<Ernestiqus> If there's grass on the field play ball!
<Td00d> she's so young I doubt she's got hair there...
<Ernestiqus> Old enough to bleed is old enough to breed.
<Td00d> i don't think she's in puberty already
<Ernestiqus> Hit it before puberty does.

[The_Enigma]

* Kvmn8 casts embolism on Arun's penis

hahaha, that sounds so painful

[The_Enigma]

* Kvmn8 casts lvl 5123 anal fire of one thousand suns on ARUN

YOU LIKE TO HURT PEOPLE DUDE

[sf0d]

[20:33] <Kyojiro> User David84311 has been auto-ignored
[20:33] <Kyojiro>
[20:33] <David84311> noob
[20:33] <Kyojiro> Anyone here?
[20:33] <Kyojiro> ;O
[20:33] <David84311> Kyojiro answer me if your straight
[20:33] <Kyojiro> :O*
[20:34] <David84311> Say sf0d im straight
[20:35] <David84311> ok i guess ur gay

owned

[EleMentX]

<Sir_dave84311> im working on my game
<MPGHIEAN> whick is?
<Sir_dave84311> my game ><
<Sir_dave84311> i not show u
<MPGHIEAN> lol\
<MPGHIEAN> called?
<Sir_dave84311> urbantv3
<Sir_dave84311> XD
<MPGHIEAN> lol
<MPGHIEAN> xan u tell me
<MPGHIEAN> can
<MPGHIEAN> how 2 broad cast
<Sir_dave84311> NO
<Sir_dave84311> im busy
<Sir_dave84311> sleeping
<MPGHIEAN> i ask element
<MPGHIEAN> n he said u a warrockspy!!!!!!!
<MPGHIEAN> ok fine faggggggggggggggggggggg.........................


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