Official Battle Rap Tournament

[[MPGH]KING]

All the slick and big talkers, come gather around. Were having a battle rap contest.

Rules:
1.Don't go onto googletube and copy someone else style/swag. This is a pure fun competition, The winner ain't winning shet but pride.
2.Your reply can only max out to 500 characters.
3.I'll decide who goes first(random) and then you both have 3 post before it ends(take turns/wait till the other mofo replies).
4.The poll will be made at the beginning but please save your votes till the battle is finish.

The minimum to start this Tournament is 8 (Should be fairly quick)
Once we get enough, will start, and I'll start the thread, and VM the 2 rappers.

Sign Up List
(In your post, say something i.e. "Sign me UP")
1.KING
2.PURPLE(aka Violet)
3.BYRD
4.INSANE
5.[GFX]Haze
6.[MPGH]InHuman(aka QQuman)
7.Eqlipse6
8.[MPGH]Jabuuty671
9.-Statistic-
10.Lil bitch SAM
11.Walf
12.Subpoena
13.whatup777
14.Danny(aka original wigga)
15.Jay
16.Toxin

This isn't like the dougie competition, if you suck, you'll only be made fun of for what? a couple of days :/ So don't be a poosy and sign up.

[Purple2]

IM IN

[Byrd]

i'll do it

[Son]

Sign me up.

KING says: winner of rap battle gets spot in nig boi

[Insane]

im in...
LETS DO IT

Sign me up (White boy raps)

[Nigga.Boi]

Sign me up NAO

[Haze]

nig bois dont know bout me

im in

[Imafalam]

Sign me Up

Edit:
Actaully Sign me out

[InHuman]

im in
sign me up

[Evelyn]

Finally Something I'm Good At >.> I wants In.


EDIT: I'd Love To Go Against Someone Who Will Audio Battle + Text

[Jabuuty671]

sure why not. i'll lose anyways

[SmartAlley]

My improvisation is really bad but...

[-Statistic-]

I'll do it.

[CyberGenius]

King you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in carwash wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the Academy Awards
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee

All in all Byrd is just another dick with no balls
All in all Purple is just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Purple? Where's your other brother Byrd?
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

[Wolf]

Sure i'll do it.

sam...
https://www.google.co.uk/search?sourc...t+do+I+care%3F

= Google search much?