Do these happen to you too?

[Jabuuty671]

Well, i was thinking about stuff that happened to me a lot, so i wanted to ask if this list is somewhat mutual.

If it's too long for you to read, then suck my damned dick

• You hold a pencil/pen in your hand (in class) and your hand dangles off the desk, you then fall asleep, but you drop your pencil, and alertly wake up.
  
• You were using an electronic (phone, ipod, laptop, etc; ) and right when you get the charger, *RIGHT BEFORE YOU PLUG IT IN, it dies out on you
  
• You zip up your pants too fast, and your penis gets caught
  
• When showering, you shampoo your hair, and then it gets in your eye, and you keep wiping water into it to get that burn out
  
• Your binder rings break, so whenever you open it, one part of your paper or plastic sheet comes out.
  
• You're watching TV, and a gay commercial kills everything.
  
• You keep trying to get something to work, til you figure out it's not even on / plugged in.
  
• You try opening one of your kitchen or even room drawers, but as you open the top/bottom, the nearest one is stuck, and you can't open it
  
• You toast bread once, it's too light. you toast it again. it gets burnt
  
• You open a carton of milk (the one with the flap, not the triangle lips- you pull off the foil, and when you pour it, the milk runs down the carton; onto the table, and not into your bowl.
  
• You go on MPGH, hoping everything is subtle, but there's a ****** noob to kill everything and ruin threads.... Combo Breakerrrrrrrrrr
  
• You're craving a snack for days, but as you finally try to get it, it's not obtainable

[[MPGH]Wyo]

t2tr.

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[Viibez]

t2tr.

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c+p more lyrics.

[Calvin]

Actually yes quite a few of those happen haha

[/b/oss]

lol wut?

[gianmarco]

I smell copypasta.

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[Count]

some

[Kanye]

yeah, those happen

[Tacticious✓]

• You're watching TV, and a gay commercial kills everything.
  
  

i hate when i watch a cool movie, and its building up pressure (in the movie) and a gay commercial kills everything like you said, this happens every fucking day /

[Haze]

all of this is ok.

[Shadeyz346]

1- no ... causei dont sleep in class
2- no ... cause iam fast
3- no ... cause my pants dont have zippers
4- well .. that happenes always
5- whats binder??
6- i change channel when i see a commercial
7- well idk .. sometimes happen
8- hmm???
thats enuf for now

[Obey]

I woulda been able to connect, if you added get pussy.
=/

[Jabuuty671]

I smell copypasta.

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Not even copy and paste
do you now know my excessive typing skills?
fucking rat, who are you

I woulda been able to connect, if you added get pussy.
=/

93% of MPGH hasn't seen or been near a vagina that wasn't their mothers.
Now why would i waste my time with that