alkiller00 (11-11-2010)
have you ever jerked off and jizzed so hard it hit you on the chin or just covered your chest?
Or have you ever jizzed and filled your belly button up and had to spend like 3 minutes with a tissue trying to clean it so it doesnt smell like shit AND jizz
(Why the fuck does your belly button smell so bad anyway)
SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
babysitting is ghey
Corndog says (5:53 PM):
ur ghey
Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
you're a breaded hotdog
alkiller00 (11-11-2010)
U honor ur name too much.
I jizzed so hard it is currently floating somewhere in space.
未来が見えなくて怖いから
未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう
LMFAO AHAHAHAHHA
Lmao ive jizzed on my chin before lmao, i think it landed in my mouth.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
babysitting is ghey
Corndog says (5:53 PM):
ur ghey
Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
you're a breaded hotdog
My daily catastrophe tbh
Just clean the old one.
i aint gay just homosexual !
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
nah man, some of the keys will always stick
you can clean it all you want
SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
babysitting is ghey
Corndog says (5:53 PM):
ur ghey
Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
you're a breaded hotdog
Rubbing alcohol and a Q-tip...