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Best Pick up Lines
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
So I see you're passed out.
My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your asshole?You have been banned for the following reason:
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2k - your butthole must hurt, go smoke a bowl
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未来が見えなくて怖いから
未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう
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Walk up to a girl with a baseball bat
"Hey baby"
The rest is somewhat self explanatory. You will get laid 100%, unless you're like a serious pussy.
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Pikachu actually means Sparkley Mouse
Originally Posted by 은조
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or just "fuck you" then rape her.
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Hey baby, once you go black you limp for a week
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Hey, what the hell is this?
~Gifts~
Thanks Evelyn for avatar
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*throw pokeball(pikachu)* you like this then let make a new one/yea Originally Posted by WoopwoopaJiggaboo
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And this is why you can't get a girlfriend Originally Posted by alkiller00
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chick shows boobs *i think its evolving*
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omg wdf is that?
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"Aye girl, if your vagina was a banana could I take a bite?"*Take bite of banana*
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Are you sure you're not gay? Originally Posted by HiddenoO
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LOL I have a girlfirend? she cuban like me lol we freaky together Originally Posted by WoopwoopaJiggaboo
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Ah shes Cuban. Originally Posted by alkiller00
That explains her low standardsYou have been banned for the following reason:
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