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    Steam is a pile of fucking shit, im supposed to be getting 1.79mb/s
    I recently formatted my computer from that shitty VAC ban for my black ops account, my steam takes hours and hours just to update its fucken platform, it wont even log me in, it takes at least 10 minutes to get an account up and running, its just giving me the fucken shits, im ready to put my fist through my modem, but i read up and it says "steam is a pile of shit, its not your modem"
    Guys any ideas ? I'm literally pulling my hair out at how frustrating Steam can be.

    thanks in advance

    Correction to the second line, I am only getting 20kbps from steam, sorry, to much rage no good..

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    lol well arent you smart, if steam is so shit, you can not get rid of a vac ban by re-formatting douche. get ur facts right kiddo.


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    what ?
    steam specifically says "in order to play online you must ensure all hacks are wiped from your computer, maybe even a format" or something along those lines..

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuchacarlse View Post
    what ?
    steam specifically says "in order to play online you must ensure all hacks are wiped from your computer, maybe even a format" or something along those lines..
    LOL. well just delete whatever you downloaded, obviously if everythings deleted your fine.


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    Guys, be mature about this please ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuchacarlse View Post
    Guys, be mature about this please ?
    i'm guessing you didn't read this;

    Quote Originally Posted by toobanooba View Post
    LOL. well just delete whatever you downloaded, obviously if everythings deleted your fine.
    oh and btw you were raging at the start, so you part immature.


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    this still dosent help my case about steam constantly shitting itself, and the super slow downloads, oh and now my login keeps crashing, fml.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuchacarlse View Post
    this still dosent help my case about steam constantly shitting itself, and the super slow downloads, oh and now my login keeps crashing, fml.
    um hello it's been doing that for the past 10 years of it being in action.
    get a better net. 1.8mb is shit in aus, you can do better.


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    ok, any idea of it at least getting to 1.8mb ?
    its never done this to me before, the first time i formatted my PC it was fine,
    now it wants to play up all of a sudden ?
    sorry for my arrogance if thats whats bothering you..

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    Well another solution is..: Get a PS3/XBOX360

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    lol, and be exposed to more and more problems ?

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    Wow you guys are all dicks lol.

    @TC, try these troubleshooting steps.

    Take a chill pill
    Disable Firewall/Antivirus
    Port Forward via Router or direct connect.
    Reinstall Steam using Revo Uninstaller

    If all else fails, don't complain at us but instead open a support ticket to the Steam tech support group.

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    you should post it for FML but the thing about steam is that you should try to contac them via e-mail

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    nubslice is about the only one to try and help. Steam may also be set in the wrong download region. Although I dont know why that would slow login down. Are you sure your still getting the full speed? Do a speed test to make sure its not your net.
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