[Text] Insane VS Balls Out

[Evelyn]

This is the first round of the Text Portion of the Rap tournament!


Rules;

200 Characters Minimum

800 Characters Maximum

Three "Rounds / Turns" Per person - Unless You Give Up

48 Hours to Respond Or "Check-In"

Lyrics must be Original, Any Plagiarism will disqualify you.



Judging Will Start after The "Three Rounds" have been completed, There will be a form to fill out.


Insane Begins.

Good Luck!

[Insane]

100% Original

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

[Balls Out]

Hey guys, so sorry. I have had massive problems with access to the site and I thought that I didn't get in after a couple weeks of no reply. Gonna start working now, sorry!!

Sorry to keep ya waiting
I was busy masturbating
But better late than never
Spitting rhymes so clever
Got you trippin harder than vikatan
Secluded fame, not every man can attain
After all this aint no Ku Klux Klan
So what was that stan?
Try to keep up, 2 girls...1 cup
Dammit, I guess I lost you
Might wanna go back and review
Maybe even learn a thing a to
My immortal design
Bottom line, its extraordinary never ordinary, and entirely mine
Whoah, just went crazy
Things might start looking a little hazy
I do what I do
Never thinking a thing about you
Or what collateral damage will occur
Cause I'm prolly trying to incur
Moving too fast, I'm just a blur
But don't act like your not impressed
The things I accomplish
Without the help of a team
Your on the verge of cardiac arrest
And I'm recognizing my dream

[-Statistic-]

Nice trolling, Insane.

[Mister Krister]

100% Original

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

eminem - stan
thats from that song

[[MPGH]Luke420]

100% troll thread

[Balls Out]

So I win?

Msg 2 Short

[Ed]

So I win?

Msg 2 Short

you can't win
your rap shouldda been thrown in the bin
Insane was trollin ya
like he does to the women at the bar
he just lost
you still gotta cover the cost
you wasted your time
trying to build up a rhyme
he knocked you over,
till you were Sober
Like you mum last night
she didnt even try to fight
it Sounded like she got told
Just like you got trolled

[Balls Out]

What you thinkin?
Tryin to take me on
Cause I got a hardon
You can't get within 6 feet
8 when I skeet
Ya your girl was pretty sweet
But shes just a hoe
And thats all she knows
Lookin for the next dick to suck
Or the next good fuck
Sorry for all the sexuality
Cause thats not true in reality
Or maybe at least for you
Cause you aint got a clue
What the fuck success tastes like
Your just a damn dike
So go ahead, take a hike
Haha ya I know what you like
A good bone from another guy
You play it off like you were high
But I see you go back for more
When you come a knockin on the black mans door
A new definition of whore
This shits non fictional, aint no lore
After all the truth hurts
Cause your just a sick pervert
Look whos trollin now
I could never loose, there was never a competition
So watch me take a bow
Go ahead look, I give you permission
Witness my reign
The girls, money, and fame
After all the effort, I finally attain
I just raped ya so hard, your a grade A cripple
A feat so great, China can feel the ripple
Left ya lying in the dust
To die and eventually rust
Cause its over
Take it like a man and bend over
Or just rollover
Your call

[Ed]

Daum
dis kids good

[SjoerdJr...]

100% Original

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

LOLOLOOLOL Stan