Standing up sex

[Krypton1x]

For some reason I feel this thread is going off topic.

[ken53406]

Derkman, just slip a roofie into her soda LOL jkjk but for real she needsa stop that lame ass jonas brothers purity ring shit. But on topic here. If your having issues in showers, do what i do, Have her lift one leg, hold it up a bit and twist her to the side a bit, bend ur knees a lil bit and go in dude, its not as hard as it seems

[Jason]

we were at this pool and it had a building with the bathrooms and outdoor showers to wash of chlorine...you dont get naked

Nah you don't get naked, that's just fucking weird man. You can, however, fingerbang the shit out of your GF and fuck her against the wall, no questions asked.

[InHuman]

And im sorry you were dropped down three flights of stairs, were raped by yogi bear and tag teamed by barney and still dont know how to fuck in the shower... Also i still say its a bullshit thread

i love how you have to come up with a story, when i speak truth

@derk, that sucks man
but hey, if you like her, dont even trip

@jason i did, i lifted her up on those like silver handrails for old people and held her there and fucked her. but it got annoying

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

Derkman, just slip a roofie into her soda LOL jkjk but for real she needsa stop that lame ass jonas brothers purity ring shit

exactly. making out doesn't always cut it. regardless if im 14 or not
EDIT: jeez i still don't get why people rip you inhuman.

[Obama]

shut up my gf has a fucking purity ring

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Jason]

exactly. making out doesn't always cut it. regardless if im 14 or not

Making out never cuts it, unless it's preamble for more.

[InHuman]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

haha you so fucked though


@derk people hate on what they cant be

[ken53406]

Derkman, Just get her to stop being a prick an let her suck yo dick nigga and Inhuman, ontopic: Public showers often are the worst place to screw your gf in :/

[InHuman]

Derkman, Just get her to stop being a prick an let her suck yo dick nigga and Inhuman, ontopic: Public showers often are the worst place to screw your gf in :/

nobody was in the pool area at all
it was like 8pm and cold as fuck, so nobody was gonna go swimming

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

shut up D:

Making out never cuts it, unless it's preamble for more.

i has no choice tho

@derk people hate on what they cant be

everyone is jelous of you /

[ken53406]

If it was 8 pm, why didnt you bring dat ass to yo house and poke in her in the brown eye in your own bed instead of creepy style outside in an empty pool shower area LOL

[InHuman]

we were at her house, parents home
noo waayyy

[David]

Im jealous.

[Teh_Red_Sweater]

we were at her house, parents home
noo waayyy

Invite them