Ok, it's breakfast...

[Rave.]

My girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch with me having my laptop out and her on the desktop computer checking her FaceBook while I browsed the forums, and this thing on NBC comes up saying "Dirtier then a toilet Seat."
So, we were watching it and all and it says, "Guess which one has the most germs out of these Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, Mustard, Sugar, and the Menu." Of course I said that the salt and pepper shakers were the dirtiest and germiest while she said the menu. I made it a little interesting by saying, "Whoever gets it right makes breakfast."


OF FREAKIN' COURSE SHE'S RIGHT.

[Dakota]

I am so glad you told me this I mean who in their right mind wouldn't care about this stuff somebodies gotta post this great and informational stuff on the forums thank you!

[[MPGH]Thunder]

You belong in the kitchen

[Rave.]

Well, breakfast is over.

Nice sarcasm, Ash.

Fuck you, Pazzy.

[Markus]

lol @ dis spam thread.
so , was it a breakfast

[[MPGH]Toxin]

She's making you her bitch.

[Rave.]

She's making you her bitch.

She's already abusive when we try and have sex ;(...

[[MPGH]Toxin]

She's already abusive when we try and have sex ;(...

"Try and have sex."

I'm not sure how you try to have sex, I'm pretty sure you're either having it, or you're not.

[Stifmeister]

When she gets mad at you, smack her ass and tell her to get back into the kitchen and make you a sandwich.

Oh and, just another thing: you might get charged for something called "sexual assault". It's not a big deal though .

[Rave.]

"Try and have sex."

I'm not sure how you try to have sex, I'm pretty sure you're either having it, or you're not.

It's the same thing every time...
"I have a headache."
"It's that time of month."
"I'm too tired."


She's getting tired of my cock, nooo D:.

[[MPGH]AVGN]

i'm hungry

[Rave.]

i'm hungry

Then go make food ??

[Stifmeister]

lol @ dis spam thread.
so , was it a breakfast

So it's a spam thread. You posted in a spam thread.
Posts in a spam thread = ... spam?

Spam = ban?

[Markus]

So it's a spam thread. You posted in a spam thread.
Posts in a spam thread = ... spam?

Spam = ban?

you posted in the spam thread too?
posts in a spam thread = ...spam
spam=ban asian rat

[[MPGH]Toxin]

It's the same thing every time...
"I have a headache."
"It's that time of month."
"I'm too tired."


She's getting tired of my cock, nooo D:.

She's always been tired of it.