Why the theory of evolution fails

[Nismo]

You say God created the first cell, and God always existed.

What if I say, the first cell always existed? Or there were two little particles flying through the Universe, then they hit after an unthinkable amount of years and caused the big bang..?

By saying that it's possible for God to always have existed, you are saying that anything could have always existed.

"No" you say? "you can't apply the same laws of the Universe to god because he lives outside of the universe and created it"..?

What if whatever caused the big bang always existed 'outside', and indecisively caused the big bang, created time and space, and the current laws we apply to the Universe?

You can call that God if you wish, but I don't think it can hear you 13,000,000,000 years ago.

[Empire]

You say God created the first cell, and God always existed.

What if I say, the first cell always existed? Or there were two little particles flying through the Universe, then they hit after an unthinkable amount of years and caused the big bang..?

By saying that it's possible for God to always have existed, you are saying that anything could have always existed.

"No" you say? "you can't apply the same laws of the Universe to god because he lives outside of the universe and created it"..?

What if whatever caused the big bang always existed 'outside', and indecisively caused the big bang, created time and space, and the current laws we apply to the Universe?

You can call that God if you wish, but I don't think it can hear you 13,000,000,000 years ago.

Well i guess i said that, if you take my logic and go further, by cause/effect, he would have.
-But you would have to take into account that it would be by eventual effect. It wouldn't just be god going "FIRST CELL EXIST!!!" and it miraculously did.(using the logic i provided)

First cell always existed? What if i always existed? What if?? WHAT IF??
-No real argument there. I mean what if it always existed? Kinda like saying the first cell was the start of everything, when even the "big bang theory" proved this wrong.
-What if I always existed? I dunno, don't really bother with such absurd logic.

"By saying that it's possible for God to always have existed, you are saying that anything could have always existed. "

How does that work? How does "god always exist" equal "anything can always exist". ?_? I mean its not even on a logical reasoning using any logic. You take two seperate ideas and say they relate.

Wouldn't 13billion years ago mean nothing to theist if he is timeless?

[barklolbark]

Well i guess i said that, if you take my logic and go further, by cause/effect, he would have.
-But you would have to take into account that it would be by eventual effect. It wouldn't just be god going "FIRST CELL EXIST!!!" and it miraculously did.(using the logic i provided)

First cell always existed? What if i always existed? What if?? WHAT IF??
-No real argument there. I mean what if it always existed? Kinda like saying the first cell was the start of everything, when even the "big bang theory" proved this wrong.
-What if I always existed? I dunno, don't really bother with such absurd logic.

"By saying that it's possible for God to always have existed, you are saying that anything could have always existed. "

How does that work? How does "god always exist" equal "anything can always exist". ?_? I mean its not even on a logical reasoning using any logic. You take two seperate ideas and say they relate.

Wouldn't 13billion years ago mean nothing to theist if he is timeless?

YOUR SIGNATURE IS MISSING NIPPLES!

By saying God has always existed, you are removing any logical limitations on him, and as such, since you can remove logical limitations in your "hypothesis", for lack of a better, non-offensive, word, shouldn't I be able to do so as well?

Shouldn't I be allowed to say that 2 membranes collided and created energy and matter, and that those membranes have always existed because they are outside of our universe?




LOL THAT MADE ME LAUGH!

[Empire]

YOUR SIGNATURE IS MISSING NIPPLES!

By saying God has always existed, you are removing any logical limitations on him, and as such, since you can remove logical limitations in your "hypothesis", for lack of a better, non-offensive, word, shouldn't I be able to do so as well?

Shouldn't I be allowed to say that 2 membranes collided and created energy and matter, and that those membranes have always existed because they are outside of our universe?

Its also missing a vagina, but yeah, kids like you wouldn't notice that.

:/ in what way am i "removing all logical limitations" i explained it through logic why he always existed.

I'm not simply going "hey god's outside our logic". I'm using logic to explain it.
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You can say 2 membranes came from outside out our universe, collided, and created everything.

But its not proven by anything including logic.

[Nismo]

And neither is Religion... so why choose God?

[HalfBajan]

what is god

[barklolbark]

Its also missing a vagina, but yeah, kids like you wouldn't notice that.

:/ in what way am i "removing all logical limitations" i explained it through logic why he always existed.

I'm not simply going "hey god's outside our logic". I'm using logic to explain it.
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You can say 2 membranes came from outside out our universe, collided, and created everything.

But its not proven by anything including logic.

And God is?

Her vagina wouldn't be showing at that angle, anyways. I may be gay, but I know what a vagina looks like. I've seen my fair share, MAN.

[HalfBajan]

And God is?

Her vagina wouldn't be showing at that angle, anyways. I may be gay, but I know what a vagina looks like. I've seen my fair share, MAN.

Your gay and you like vaginas ? o.o

[Empire]

And neither is Religion... so why choose God?

Why not? There really is no downside.

@Bark:
-Yeah, it would be. And your a virgin too, no one says "i know what a vagina looks like" lulz.

[HalfBajan]

^ YOU HAVE ONE IN YOU SIG ^

[barklolbark]

Why not? There really is no downside.

@Bark:
-Yeah, it would be. And your a virgin too, no one says "i know what a vagina looks like" lulz.

Vaginismus, not to be confused with Vaginitis, refers to an involuntary tightening of the vagina, due to a conditioned reflex of the muscles in the area. It can affect any form of vaginal penetration, including sexual intercourse, insertion of tampons, and the penetration involved in gynecological examinations. Various psychological and physical treatments are possible to help alleviate it.

[Empire]

Vaginismus, not to be confused with Vaginitis, refers to an involuntary tightening of the vagina, due to a conditioned reflex of the muscles in the area. It can affect any form of vaginal penetration, including sexual intercourse, insertion of tampons, and the penetration involved in gynecological examinations. Various psychological and physical treatments are possible to help alleviate it.

I can't figure out if your a nerd, gay, or just plain weird.

:/ could be all 3 for all iknow.

[barklolbark]

I can't figure out if your a nerd, gay, or just plain weird.

:/ could be all 3 for all iknow.

All 3, probably. I'm bi curious, actually. Think deeper than the usual bi curiosity, though, MUCH DEEPER. GET IN.

[Empire]

sorry, i can't waste too much of my life on the internet.

Hell, half these memes are just so lame, that they only stick cus people repeat them over and over.

[barklolbark]

I long for your lovely voice, Empire.

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