Scary shit that happened today

[jonnyboy9985]

Hello MPGH. I just got home a few hours ago from low blood pressure... I am 15, so I don't know HOW this happened, but they explained it as it was because of the lack of food I had, and the fact that I must have stimulated my Vagas nerve or something like that... I say, this was the freakiest shit I have ever gone through! It started with a tingling, then quickly to a sting, then to intense burning, then numbness with the burning... My face was red, like that, and I figured I would take a COLD shower to counter act the heat...

I figured I was having a heart attack, but I was able to scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME!!", so I quickly ruled this out... I then thought "stroke", but I am too young for that... Then I was afraid to fall asleep, so I slapped my face... I couldn't feel ANYTHING... so I slapped harder... And harder, and finally my hardest... At my hardest, it only felt like a mild poke, and this was a fucking HARD slap!

My head hurt, my body was heavy, and I couldn't walk... I had black static for vision when I walked, and was starting to have troubles talking, then breathing... That is when I panicked and called 911... On the phone, this chick said the usual "Cops, ambulance or fire" thing, and I explained my symptoms... She said she was not a doctor, so I had 2 options... Ambulance, or health line... Big bill was not very good looking, so I chose the health line... I am frightened, and want it to stop, so I am yelling "Fucking answer you cunt! FUCKING ANSWER ME!".

I hung up, and called again... I was down to my final option... The ambulance came, and they asked me a bunch of questions, and kept telling me to get up, but I was unable, due to the fact I was so weak, and everything felt like it was really heavy (Imagine a 3x gravity... That is what I felt). I finally got out of the house (walked somehow) in my bath robe, with nothing else on.

In the ambulance, they ask me a shitload of questions, and I end up going to my Dad's wife's work to talk to her, and I end up going to the hospital with an IV in my arm... End of the day comes, I can walk, and I am scared, and explain this story to my little sister Kayla... Now, I gotta say... I am 15 years old, and that was the scariest shit in my entire life! I hope that NEVER happens to me again.

Note: My blood pressure was at 62, and at normal, it was at 112... Do the math

[whit]

Cool story bro..
Btw im not reading this shit..

[Heartview]

Maybe a tl;dr?

[jonnyboy9985]

Alrighty, but it is worth the read...

[Heartview]

Ok Fine. For all the other people:

tl;dr: Blood sugar drop.

[jonnyboy9985]

Ok Fine. For all the other people:

tl;dr: Blood sugar drop.

Wrong, for all the other people, blood pressure drop

[Heartview]

Wrong, for all the other people, blood pressure drop

You say your 15. Unless you have some kind of medical condition, there would be no reason for a sudden drop in blood pressure besides maybe dehydration.

[[MPGH]Ghost]

Tl; dl
could of been worse your still alive

[Physcadelic]

Well if it ain't a troll, then it sounds scary :/

[jonnyboy9985]

You say your 15. Unless you have some kind of medical condition, there would be no reason for a sudden drop in blood pressure besides maybe dehydration.

I have no condition, but they say it was caused because I pushed too hard when I took a shit D:

Tl; dl
could of been worse your still alive

And I agree, but it was still scary

[Physcadelic]

Note : Stupid foreigners not having a public healthcare system

[jonnyboy9985]

Haha I live in Canada

The ambulance COMING is the $400 bill

[flameswor10]

Drink more water and eat more sugar

[Mr. Lonely]

Interesting story , PENSION > MEDICARE CARD . Wuuuuut .
Government funded .

Also you need to carry some jelly beans .

[jonnyboy9985]

Interesting story , PENSION > MEDICARE CARD . Wuuuuut .
Government funded .

Also you need to carry some jelly beans .

Yo the jelly bean thing, is a bad ass idea and no, in this case PENSION < MEDICARE (Canada's "advanced" health care system")