Oldest women alive.

[Obey]

SHELBYVILLE, Ind. - Maybe it was a lifetime of chores on the family farm that accounts for Edna Parker's long life. Or maybe just good genes explain why the world's oldest known person will turn 115 on Sunday, defying staggering odds.



Scientists who study longevity hope Parker and others who live to 110 or beyond — they're called supercentenarians — can help solve the mystery of extreme longevity.

"We don't know why she's lived so long," said Don Parker, her 59-year-old grandson. "But she's never been a worrier and she's always been a thin person, so maybe that has something to do with it."

Yes, I know. Crazy.

[ledzepfan1]

wow i hope I stay alive to 115!!! actually no nevermind because you can't do much when your old! haha

[radnomguywfq3]

What a shitty way to live. If I was 100+, I'd kill myself.

[Seem]

Im with Jetamay. If you were over 100 what else would you do besides lay in bed day in and day out? That and you probably smell. No, just no.

[Air Gear]

Hm... I don't care. She probably lives a healthy life. Hopefully I won't live that long. If I do, I would give up and just piss and shit in my bed. I'll starve to death.

[CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

I'd probably die at 80 hopefully

[Air Gear]

Hopefully the world will magically end, although you should never believe in those lame myths. "Oh nose, global warming is going to kill us!" Yeah right. Global warming was supposed to kill everybody years ago. Stupid morons make up these kinds of myths, but you're just the same if you believe in them.

[Mexiforce]

I don't want to live past 80.

[Air Gear]

I don't want to live past 70. My billions of babies around the world from broken condoms will all throw me into a nursing home.

[xxhealxx]

i dont wana live past 90 really thats if i even make it to 90 lol

[Air Gear]

I doubt it. Stop eating twinkies and you just might make it.

[Gourav2122]

i dont wana grow up that old =/
i mean really i be all nasty and stuff cant move that type of life is hell..

[Air Gear]

Gourav just shut the fuck up if you can't post right.

[Obey]

I want to live long as i can. Inless i'm like on tubes and all that dumb stuff.

[ace76543]

I'd love to live past 100, as long as my quality of living is high. My neighbor's dad is like 101 and he's as fit and active as someone literally half his age.