how should i tell my mom...No im not gay

[JacketJr]

How should i tell my mom i got detention for not doing my school work?

[Irony]

Be a man. D O T H E R I G H T T H I N G.

[Lyoto Machida]

Killyourself, Run away , HIDE forever..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Zen]

.....dont fucking tell her?

[JacketJr]

Killyourself, Run away , HIDE forever..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Killing myself would then allow me to run away....Smart logic

[Czar]

Be gay instead.

[Obey]

pretty sure the school will tell her. so you're good.

[JacketJr]

.....dont fucking tell her?

I have o get paper signed if i dont my teacher tries suprise buttseckz on me....

[scruffy2]

Be gay instead.

I was going to make a joke, but it was just too easy

[Moto]

Just say , dad i was really bogged down @ mpgh and i totally forgot about an assignment, and i got to school and i was liek FUCK!!! works all the time

[Terio]

tell her u need to stay after school for a project

[Sid]

How should i tell my mom i got detention for not doing my school work?

Tell her the truth ?

[Lyoto Machida]

Killing myself would then allow me to run away....Smart logic

lol You dont know that...Maybe your soul stay..

[xXPentarchXx]

Easy solution:
Eat beans... Lots of brown beans
Eat things that make you fart
Take cork
Put in butt hole
Hold fart til next day with teacher.
When have to fart, pull pants down
turn around, aim, and push

[JacketJr]

tell her u need to stay after school for a project

i have to get paper signed and guys i got in a fight a few weeks back and i beat some kid up so i got this think alc but its in school suspension so im going to say it was passed out then and i never knew about it