That's not me. I'm just a friggin Tongue Kisser Champion. The secret is allot of salad and vinegar. Salad strongens my tongue because i mostly eat it withou chewing it (only smashing it with my tongue, vinegar kills all the bacteria. I also use alchohol (a little of Champagne just to wash my mouth) Then I clean my teeth, then i clean my teeth with only using my tongue (the double layer technique), and then i buy myself like 2 packs of chewing gum (usually Orbit or Five) every day. Got the freshest mouth in mah school.