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**Alen** · 02-15-2011

Originally Posted by Evelyn

Not giving an opinion simply stating that you posted this in the correct section "Religion" And then double posted this thread, please stay to one;

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/89-religio...eists-0-a.html

I don't want to see him spreading more shit like this in the debate section

**TheCamels8** · 02-15-2011

I'm jewish. (no christian, no atheist, just simple person)

**DoubleDutch** · 02-15-2011

**Gourav2122** · 02-15-2011

because every one dies?

If Rapter Jesus was soo cool why is he sooo dead for OUR sins

**Freakuser** · 02-15-2011

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that naturalism and evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind.

As he turned to look, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He tried to run even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically as he tried to run even faster, but he tripped and fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up and saw the bear right on top of him raising his paw to kill him. At that instant he cried out "Oh my God!" Just then, time stopped. The bear froze, the forest was silent, the river even stopped moving. A bright light shone upon the man, and a voice came out of the sky saying, "You deny my existence all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit my creation to a cosmic accident and now do you except me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist, ever so proud, looked into the light and said "it would be rather hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out, the river ran, the sounds of the forest continued and the bear put his paw down. The bear then brought both paws together, bowed his head and said, "Lord I thank you for this food that I am about to receive."

Christian Bear:1, Atheist:0

**[MPGH]Ethereal** · 02-15-2011

Worst troll I've seen in a while.

You're a disgrace to the Legion of Trolls.

**Drake** · 02-15-2011

God was invented by some dude that got high .

**Hassan** · 02-15-2011

Originally Posted by Drake

God was invented by some dude that got high .

Get the fuck out atheist.

**Moto** · 02-15-2011

Ahh.. the wonderfullness of the atheist community of mpgh

**Void** · 02-15-2011

Agnosticism ftw.

**[MPGH]iverson954360** · 02-15-2011

Blatant troll.

**Freakuser** · 02-15-2011

Originally Posted by vansguy247

Ahh.. the wonderfullness of the atheist community of mpgh

True,atheists suck IMO and will go atheistic hell hahahahahah

**Hassan** · 02-15-2011

Originally Posted by Freakuser

True,atheists suck IMO and will go atheistic hell hahahahahah

Lol, they get special hell ? :P

**Alen** · 02-15-2011

Originally Posted by Hassan

Lol, they get special hell ? :P

Nope, he's just retarded

**Freakuser** · 02-15-2011

Originally Posted by Coeus

Nope, he's just retarded

They don't have hell? They have no afterearthlife.

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