So I was talking to clever bot, and got it to say it was a bot!
Cleverbot: We'll both be Cleverbot. Does that suit you?
User: So you admit it?
Cleverbot: Admit what?
User: That your Clever bot.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: No, but are we both Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot. But I am smarter than you.
User: So you ARE cleverbot?!
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: But you just said you were, please don't lie, it hurts my feelings.
Cleverbot: I didn't say I was Cleverbot.
User: Yes you did, you said we both were, and if I'm human, you must be a robot. Thanks for lying, now I'm crying.
Cleverbot: Cry all you want, I'm not interested anymore.
User: Just admit it that we're both Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: HAL 9000.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I love me.
User: Are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are we both Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, you are the user. I am the real Cleverbot.