Surviving a Zombie Attack !

[Dec0r87930]

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

I you wish to add new shit post here, NO STUPID COMMENTS GOURAB !

[Paroxysm]

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I own the book, but mine looks old and used.

Funny thing is when i showed my book to dave he said "Only a person like you would own that book"
Apparently Decor is a person like me, wait your in CS, fuck you decor.

[Dec0r87930]

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I own the book, but mine looks old and used.

I must get it too Its awesome..
Anyways give your own protection guide here.

[Paroxysm]

no decor you didn't post your own guide, "your" guide is what the book says on the back.


The Zombie Survival Guide
Author: Brooks, Max

Description: Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!

2. They feel no fear, why should you?

3. Use your head: cut off theirs.

4. Blades don’t need reloading.

5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. No place is safe, only safer.

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.



Original link: The Zombie Survival Guide from Overstock.com

[Dec0r87930]

no decor you didn't post your own guide, "your" guide is what the book says on the back.


The Zombie Survival Guide
Author: Brooks, Max

Description: Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!

2. They feel no fear, why should you?

3. Use your head: cut off theirs.

4. Blades don’t need reloading.

5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. No place is safe, only safer.

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.



Original link: The Zombie Survival Guide from Overstock.com

kk, sorry I respect it.

[Paroxysm]

its fine just give credit to author next time

[Dec0r87930]

ty, anyways I made a quick protect guide.
This time credits goes to Dec0r

1) Get a Hummer H2, or Escalade.
2) Get it tuned.
3) Make sure u have a driver license, so u can drive over them (or w/e u want.)
4) Make the windows hard and safe with another extra glass.
5) You must have at least 24" rims. (Can be choosen; spinners etc.)
6) Must have a chainsaw ( or whatever u call it).
7) Shotgun would be good as chainsaw. (No winchester)
8) Get much as possible food in the car. I suggest pizza's.
9) Max. 2 persons in the car are allowed.(I you want confort 99%).
10) Hit the gas.

[Gourav2122]

i have read that book, some random kid at school had it like 2 years ago
i remember this shit

mm here
1) Get your friends and organize
2) get lots of chainshaws
3) shot guns and automatic power full weaponry
4) chopping of there heads for easy kills
5) get good theme music (something good like on highway to hell or something)
6) for food get jerky for it will not rot
7) alcohol may be necessary but dont try to kill zombies with fire they will run towards you and will try to light you on fire
8) get a truck or heavy tank to moe them down
9) if you find your self locked in the mall with lot of shit to do ! dont leave it
10) have fun! and dont die

[aprill27]

thx to this i survived yesterday lol

[Dec0r87930]

Last tip from the old men (decor) MAKE SURE THE 2ND PERSON IS NOT FEMALE. !
Gourav u agree with me?

[Oneirish]

Most movies the main guy and the girl always live. So females can't be that bad to be with. (notice they are white... odd)

1. black guy goes on his own (musles)
2. chinese people are first ones to die
3. father dies a sad random death... (white)
4. the main guy and the other person's daughter always live. odd.

[Paroxysm]

I only know one zombie movie where a black person survives, and that is 28 days later.
Did the black guys from Dawn of the Dead (200X) survive?

I still love the ending of Night of the Living Dead, where they survive the night in the basement then just as rescue arrives, they end up shooting him in the head when he looked out the window.

[Oneirish]

black guy lives in 28 days later? I thought it was just the white guy, and those two girls. The young one, and the girl with the black hair.

28 weeks later - the survivors are the white little boy and girl.

Sean of the dead - Survived the white chick, white guy, and the zombie fat white guy.

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Land of the dead is pretty cool, and the movie wich people were stuck in a big shop center. ( what was the name :s )

[Paroxysm]

black guy lives in 28 days later? I thought it was just the white guy, and those two girls. The young one, and the girl with the black hair.

28 weeks later - the survivors are the white little boy and girl.

Sean of the dead - Survived the white chick, white guy, and the zombie fat white guy.

nigga the black chick from 28 days later lives, Shaun of the dead didnt have a black guy.