I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number.

[[MPGH]Killian]

Holy shit, guys, keep it in your pants.

[Nitehawk772]

Some woman just called me. From her voice (and my expert analysis) I determined that she must be black.

"Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

Me: "I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."

"Ohh, I'm so sorry, child. Excuse me."

-she hangs up-

10 seconds later...

"Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

Me: "You've gotta be shitting me."

I hang up.


Dumb bitch.

Lol thats funny.....

[-PoisonedG-]

Holy shit, guys, keep it in your pants.

It is.......

[KoЯn]

Holy shit, guys, keep it in your pants.

I just lol'd irl

[-PoisonedG-]

for how long?

I posted video of this girl walking in her underpants saying it looked like liz

[Obey]

Put your legs where your head is, and shake it all up
WHY YU BE TROOLLNN DANNY

[KoЯn]

I posted video of this girl walking in her underpants saying it looked like liz

WTF?! Holy shit...

[-PoisonedG-]

WTF?! Holy shit...

Yep, She was pissed banned me , never messed with liz agian

[Nathan]

I posted video of this girl walking in her underpants saying it looked like liz

That sounds like a smart idea

[KoЯn]

Yep, She was pissed banned me , never messed with liz agian

I wouldn't doubt it... I'd be pissed too!

[-PoisonedG-]

You're a girl??

[Nathan]

You're a girl??

Who are you talking to?

[KoЯn]

NO!!! I meant

"If I was a girl, and that happened, I'd be pissed too!!"!!!!¡!¡!¡!!!!¡¡!¡

Who are you talking to?

me /me

[Nathan]

me /me

Okay, I thought he was talking to me.

[KoЯn]

Okay, I thought he was talking to me.

Lawl... Nope.