Steal Mission is a success

[Cal]

Since i got Night vision i wanted to test how well the worked.
So i set my alarm on my clock to 2:00 in the moring (Volume down low) and got up to see how good the night vision was, i crepted into my parents room and snooped around abit. then i wrote a note and left it in the middle of the bed.
Great Success

[-PoisonedG-]

What's so special about writing a note and leaving it on the bed?

[Cal]

I stole some stuff.

[Krypton1x]

how old are you?

[-PoisonedG-]

His story makes him about 8

[Rvn]

Watcha write?

My Made Up Story Of What You Probably Didn't Do:

You sneaked into your Mother and Father's room to find:

• sperm on the wall
• condoms

You were like "OH SHIT" for a bit, then you thought " Condoms... OH I NEED THOSE"

Grabbed them quietly, and even took your dads VISA from the back pocket of his sweaty jeans.

Then you wrote a note stating:

Yo mum, dud, I know whatcha guys been doin, so you better not try to take your VISA card back till I'm done and through with it.

Love, (W/e your IRL name)

PS: Thanks for them condoms, DAMN DAD EXTRA LARGE?

The end.

[Cal]

im 15, the night vision was a late birthday present.

[Saboteur]

do not care.

[Cal]

do not care.

You dont care yet you read it and posted.
Why show the effort? you obviously care

[Krypton1x]

what all did you steal

[Heartview]

You must feel really cool sneaking around your own house huh.

[Wild Bill HickCock]

My made up story of what you probably didn't do:
-Go into your parents' room in the middl--- Oh wait you're an orphan you don't have any parents.

-Go into your abusive foster parents' bedroom at night to find that the father is having sex with his wif--- Oh wait he's gay and lives with his boyfriend.

-Go into your abusive foster gay daddies' room and find ME THERE HUMPING YOUR DOG--- Oh wait you don't have a dog you're not manly enough for that.

-Go back into your room with disappointment and FIND ME THERE HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR HAMPSTER AND YOUR BABY SISTER AAAAAAGGHHHH

-KILL YOURSELF that was horrible you don't even want to live after seeing that.

- I come into the room and RAPE YOUR CORPSE TOO!

The end.

[XxDarkAngelzXx]

Watcha write?

My Made Up Story Of What You Probably Didn't Do:

You sneaked into your Mother and Father's room to find:

• sperm on the wall
• condoms

You were like "OH SHIT" for a bit, then you thought " Condoms... OH I NEED THOSE"

Grabbed them quietly, and even took your dads VISA from the back pocket of his sweaty jeans.

Then you wrote a note stating:

Yo mum, dud, I know whatcha guys been doin, so you better not try to take your VISA card back till I'm done and through with it.

Love, (W/e your IRL name)

PS: Thanks for them condoms, DAMN DAD EXTRA LARGE?

The end.

DAMN DAD EXTRA LARGE!?!?!?!?

[-PoisonedG-]

Should've went around the neighborhood or something.

[Wild Bill HickCock]

My made up story of what you probably didn't do:
-Go into your parents' room in the middl--- Oh wait you're an orphan you don't have any parents.

-Go into your abusive foster parents' bedroom at night to find that the father is having sex with his wif--- Oh wait he's gay and lives with his boyfriend.

-Go into your abusive foster gay daddies' room and find ME THERE HUMPING YOUR DOG--- Oh wait you don't have a dog you're not manly enough for that.

-Go back into your room with disappointment and FIND ME THERE HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR HAMPSTER AND YOUR BABY SISTER AAAAAAGGHHHH

-KILL YOURSELF that was horrible you don't even want to live after seeing that.

- I come into the room and RAPE YOUR CORPSE TOO!

The end.

This needs to be on the second page so the spammers that come in here later can read it.