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Reply With QuoteThis is the internet and I'm a human being.Everything is up to criticism and abuse.Originally Posted by Dreamerkiid (◣_◢)
emmm its not funny i cried my ass off
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05-04-2011 #31Banned
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Also something scary was losing my virginity to a humpback whale.
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05-04-2011 #33Still a Cookie at heart
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13, it was 2 years ago. Originally Posted by TrapJesus
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05-04-2011 #34Reality is a Lie
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a bus accident...
I was trying to get out then my leg got stuck...
i got my leg in the last sec..
Ran away like a cheetah then the bus blew.
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05-04-2011 #35Army National Guard
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i was like 11 but we were in omaha and there were bombs in the parking lot we were in. watched the bomb squad come and get the bombs. i wasn't so much afraid as amuzed. and the time i had a pistol shot at my feet.
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05-04-2011 #36Banned
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Being in a room full of Jews. Thought I was going to get robbed.
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05-04-2011 #37Banned
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Originally Posted by Aishiteru
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05-04-2011 #38Part time criminal, Full time beauty
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I just met @Dead Bones Brook yesterday
Last edited by Sjoerd; 05-04-2011 at 03:53 PM.
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ohhh stereotypes... They always make me laugh! Originally Posted by Aishiteru
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05-04-2011 #40Banned
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I got more. Nobody else is being serious.
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05-04-2011 #41Blackhat Hacker
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well I got off the bus and a car came flying right by me and a nother and it got hit and blew up like 20 feet away I almost shit mahself.
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05-04-2011 #42Banned
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CARS DON'T FLY. Originally Posted by TisJoel
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05-04-2011 #43Blackhat Hacker
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And your sig lies. Originally Posted by NOOB
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05-04-2011 #44the greatest
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i almost caught on fire.
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05-04-2011 #45MPGH Keyboard Bully
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Was jumping off a trampoline to go inside because ESPN was on
There was a bolt sticking out of the side of the trampoline and RIPPED through my thigh, can add pic later of scar if theres proof needed. My friend started screaming and im like wtf bro hahahaha oohhh shit.. I looked down and say blood POURING Down my leg and for about 3 second after that, probably the scariest shit thats happened.
