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[tednugent]

Granted, but you miss the "GREGANATORRRRR!!!!" and blame yourself, then kill yourself.

I wish I could build things....good things...

[ace76543]

granted, you build an army of robots that learn to think for themselves, and you become their anal sex slave for the rest of your days



i wish i wasnt so lazy

[tednugent]

Granted. You work yourself to death.

I wish television sitcoms were ... funny.

[Bob Saget]

Granted, but your TV will tune in to nothing but a 24 hour Saget-a-thon that runs till the end of time.
I wish my wifi was faster...

[tednugent]

Granted, you download porn and bob saget standup so fast, you house implodes starting a black hole that destroys the entire universe.

I wish people weren't such fucking idiots.

[mike3667]

granted, everyone is now very smart, witch leaves you to be the most idiotic person in the world.

I wish I was un-banned from world of warcraft

[Bob Saget]

Granted, you were let off the hook for a week, but you were on vacation the whole time.
I wish I had a life.

[tednugent]

Granted. But you hate the people you're around and you're too afraid to say or do anything.

I wish this damn light wasn't so bright.

[FluffyStuff]

Granted. You walk away from the light and end up in hell where you get anal raped from dave for the rest of the universe.

I wish *cough*.

[tednugent]

Granted. You have a horrible cough for the rest of your life until you cough up your own diaphragm.

I wish windows didn't exist.

[mike3667]

Granted Windows doesn't exist, And mac became to bored of not completing against windows and only against linux so they formed together and became Linac witch was a terrible company, Then they split up and in rage they stopped making computer software and now no one can use their computer because linux and Mac threaten to kill anyone with an operating system running on their computer.

I wish I had a tissue paper.

[FluffyStuff]

Granted. You stuck it inside your brain and die of Meningitis.

I wish the day would have (24^24)^24 hours.

[mike3667]

Granted, The day is now Very long you want to do so many things that you don't fall asleep for over 2 weeks and you die from lack of sleep.


I wish

[FluffyStuff]

Granted.

I wish everything.

[tednugent]

Granted. You get lost in your own house and no one rescues you.

I wish porn was better quality.