What would you do if zombies took over the world?

[Sjoerd]

I stick my penis in zombies.

[Scrcrw]

easy
go out hiking solo, weapons will be an axe, crowbar, good strong knife and pistols if i have them
clothing will be cargos, tshirt, leather jacket, combat boots
anyone who thinks that they will be able to carry like 2 assult rifles and smgs and everything is stupid, camping in a gunshop is a stupid idea, cause everyone will raid that first, plus bugging in leaves u far more susceptible to raider attacks as well as zombies, hence my advantage of bugging out

[¥øµñg&Ðång£r]

lol zombies @Sjoerd isn't that necrophilia

[The Russian]

I stick my penis in zombies.

This, but with sodomy.

[Smurfyv]

I would not move hide but spray the hell out of the machine gun

[GaMeOvEr*]

What country would you go to? usa
How many people would you group with? 3
Where would you camp/Hide? the parish
What type of gun would you use? shootguns
left4dead

[HoLyNeSs]

Dude.. We think alike. Let's start a secret club.
Oh snap, I spoiled the "secret" part...

First I would rape Keeley Hazell, the sexy babe in his avatar, then I would kill zombies with my friends while chilling out at home. I would play games whenever I am not killing zombies =3.

[SadamKing]

Long List Get Prepared For This.

First,

I'll Right A Long List Of Things NOT to do when a zombie attacks.And that list is

Don't Be A Hero
Don't Be A Douche in a group
Don't Get Sexual Around Women


After That

I'll
Only Pee or Shit Outside(Carry A 9mm with you)
Look At Everybody Arms/Legs/Skins/Head/etc.. for Infections.
Look for A suitable car for only 6 people.

Then I'll Drive To A Fort Worth Military Center,and take all vehicles and weapons.

Then I'll Leave my group behind and drive off with either a Tank or F150 Bomber.

IF took tank I'll go to Canada FOR they're sniper rilfes.
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IF took F150 Bomber I'll fly it to Afghan and Launch their Nuclear Bomb over at USA.

Then Fly Back to USA in 5 days(Fires and Stuff).Then I Will go to Illinois to see if there are any survives.

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Then After THose Missions Are Done,I Will Find Something to eat in any country that is edible....HONEY.


After That I Will Go Down to Australia And Live There for atleast 56 days.

Then I Will try to find a car or plane or any sort and drive it to Australia airport and drive it the Center of the Airport.

Then I Will Go Into the Terminal and shoot all living zombies in there.

Then I Will find ANY Human body parts and any kind of meat.

Throw ALL MEAT AND HUMAN BODY PARTS AT the car that is in the center of airport

After all of the zombies are in the center of the airport,I Will Lock THe gates and doors so they won't get out.

Then I Will Take A Airplane to North Korea And use they're Nuclear Bomb To BOMB AUSTRALIA.Then I Will take the airplane to Hawaii.Then Use they're Military Base and use there Heat Seeking Mini Missiles to defeat ALL zombies in any area.

Then live on A island with my 6902 Jars of Honey.

[The Fallen Red]

I Would Go Up To Them And Punch Them In The Face Then Run Then Seconds Later Repeat

[Nyan Cat]

I would go on MPGH and get god mode hacks and then I will destroy the zombies.

Yeah Same!!

[KushxOrangeJuice]

I would let them bite me, so I could finally eat humans without dealing with the legal issues.

PWNEEEED LOL

[.REZ]

Id probably poop my pants then cry in the fetal position for a while then, Id get in my gun safe and go zombie pwning

[Marauder]

Zombies? Those half dead bitches that walk like snails and can't do shit? They can't take over anything.

[roadmatter]

Carry Me A p99 and M16 with silencer

[666HiddenMaster666]

Imma add to the mayhem
Judgement Day...with nukes muhahahahahaha