What would you do if zombies took over the world?

[Gonçalo Neves]

I would hide in supermaket FOOD!

[Kim Kardashian]

I'd just go home. Fuck that overrated shit.

[Gordon Freeman]

zombies will be unable to take out America. well at least south dakota. gunna break the news to you now. its proven that south dakotas soldiers are the best. coming from a farming state with disiplind boys. with lots of hunters and most of us have our poop in a group. also with that being said our soldiers would slay the shit outa zombies along with all the hunters. everybody in my school at least has 2 guns. a shotgun and a .22 and many have more then those.

Rednecks have guns therefore i'm going to drive to the south where rednecks will be still alive, so i'll be good, unless i get raped and eaten by rednecks.

[CloseQuarters]

go down the street. there's a gun store. then walk further. there's a convenience store. then walk further. There's gamestop. MY life would be complete. And it's true.

Carry Me A p99 and M16 with silencer

No M16 unless you're active-duty. You get an AR-15.

[SketchyJr]

grab a shotgun and shot them
(left 4 dead 2)

[Music]

id just suicide. Born as a human Die as a human

[Metal Mulisha]

I'd fuck shit up, that's what I would do.

Stay Smashing

[xyddragon]

i would turn on my t.v. and watch some spongebob. Then i just might take a picture of me and a zombie watching spongebob together and post it on facebook.

[Less Than Three]

Mehh. Just follow the Zombieland rules and / win

[Metal Mulisha]

i would turn on my t.v. and watch some spongebob. Then i just might take a picture of me and a zombie watching spongebob together and post it on facebook.

A Day To Remember? You have good musical tastes, friend. (:

[H3ARTbreaker]

I'd secure a safe zone, hijack a couple of planes and helicopters and get a crew together.
It'd be like war, just we'd win cos we have nukes
/end of story

[Ricox]

I am sorry to bump this topic, but I'd like to keep the debate running (oh good old fantasy), plus I haven't seen any rule againist bumping in this topic.

By the way, H3ART, I don't think that humans would win zombies just because humans have nukes, do you understand such things as radioactivity, fallout, nuclear winter and other climate changes caused by excessive use of massive nuclear bombs that can wipe off a whole American state (maybe I'm overexereggating here a bit, not sure how powerful is a modern ICBM).

Anyways, I think I would be dead in the first days of the zombie outbreak, I don't have any food supplies or any decent weapons. But if I would get a weapon and learn how to use it, then I would want it to preferably be a sniper rifle with low recoil so I can snipe zombies from my 9th floor balcony (close to invicible to zombies, unless they're smart and get into my balcony thru the roof, plus I have metal door and the windows are in the 9th floor, so...) Altought I would eventually run out of food supplies and be doomed.

[Atrox]

Steal Food -> Steal Guns -> Steal Porn -> Steal Generator & Solar panels -> Steal Van.

Problem zomies ?

[Mokou-Sama]

Would go and steal all fancy cars I see.
Ran over zombies on my way to a safehouse.
Go out and smash into stores, rob PC parts and built a mega PC
Assemble it at home, access MPGH, DL some hacks.
Use them to kill zombies. And call it a day and go to sleep. ZZzzzz...

[Empire]

Zombies can't take over the world unless they are undead. Then...well meh.