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  1. 06-18-2011 #31
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    i fell asleep in class. im in kinda the middle of all the seats. something made me wake up very quickly. in fact, so quickly, i jumped so bad i nearly fell out of my seat.
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    saw a video on youtube with my freinds and they dared me to do it
    so when we had an Assembly i got up when jacob ( a asshole no one likes ) gets his award and yelled YOU SUCK!!!
    silence for 15 seconds then the principle pulled me out and suspended me for 2 days
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evan View Post
    saw a video on youtube with my freinds and they dared me to do it
    so when we had an Assembly i got up when jacob ( a asshole no one likes ) gets his award and yelled YOU SUCK!!!
    silence for 15 seconds then the principle pulled me out and suspended me for 2 days
    What's wrong with that?
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  4. 06-18-2011 #34
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    I got slapped by my girlfriend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by L3G3ND_KILL3R View Post
    having sex with your girlfriend
    oh that's super embarrassing.
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    Not to long ago i went to credit recovery i hung out with my two friends Jessica and Jason at break ,when breaks was over i went in to the class room next to mine and i stood next to this kid and mistaked him for Jason and poked his stomatch then he said what the fuck and i looked at his face and said omg sorry i thought you were Jason it was pretty okward ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splinter Cell View Post
    I got slapped by my girlfriend...
    Bitch you slap her back?


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    This thread made me laugh. Good job :'D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assalamu alaikum View Post
    what? maybe stop talk with riddles and with words i am not even know.
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  9. 06-18-2011 #39
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    What to say....
    Why do people have so much funny to tell here.

    I find it intressting to read almost every one here and I would like to replay to almost every one.
    But I can't do that

     
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    Doin the work wrong when everyone copied off me
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    Quote Originally Posted by idontknow14 View Post
    Doin the work wrong when everyone copied off me
    Thats called karma.


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    Really?

    I that though it was,
    CTRL+C .....

     
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    I was fapping in school... Yep that's right fapping...
    And this asian kid walk's past me (I was at a desk) and he look's under the desk and see's my boner and say's "Dude WTF!?!?!" then everyone looked at me with my boner sticking out of my pant's...
    Fucking embarrassing....
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    Quote Originally Posted by IHaxYou! View Post
    I was fapping in school... Yep that's right fapping...
    And this asian kid walk's past me (I was at a desk) and he look's under the desk and see's my boner and say's "Dude WTF!?!?!" then everyone looked at me with my boner sticking out of my pant's...
    Fucking embarrassing....
    LMFAO, +Rep for fapping at school.

    Who woulda thought...../gotdayum
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    I was at the beach, a kid jumped out from no where behind me and yelled "BOO!" i looked back and punched him in the face. He was targeting someone else but i had a fast reaction. Everybody looked at me like



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