Duke Nukem finale of thoughts.

[Empire]

Ok i finally beat DNF.

Let me explain what the fuck makes him a pussy.

1. He throws grenades like a woman.
2. He can't hold his breath for more than 10 seconds.
3. He says power armor is for pussies, yet he used power armor in the previous duke nukem games.
4. He has the most trouble with tentacles.
5. He prefers being small to being big.

My final thoughts are that this game sucks. 4/10.

Graphics: Suck.
Gameplay: Sucks
Audio*(soundtrack): Sucks because only 1/10 of the game will have it.
Story: none.
Audio*(duke nukem): Repeated lines from all his other games, no creativity at all.

This game blows.

[Insomniac]

this game is epic. stfu

[Parade]

Graphics suck?

[WOLFPACK X69X]

duke nukem on n64 slays!!!

[Insomniac]

old duke nukem was awesome

[WOLFPACK X69X]

i loved playing that with my bro. we would stay up all night beating the game. once we beat it back to level 1. those were the good days when i wasn't so stressed out and i could be a kid. god i want duke nukem for n64 again.

[[MPGH]Austin]

game was shit to begin with. forever live doom.

[Paladin]

Duke Nukem Forever died in '97 when it entered development hell. Besides, Elder Scrolls Arena was 20 times better than Nukem 3D.

[Heartview]

It seems it has been quite popular to hate on Duke Nukem. We can all point out every tiny little flaw and pretend its game breaking, and then turn around and ignore blatant design blunders and shit gameplay in games like CoD, BF, Halo, and any other FPS game out there.

Im starting to think that if a game isnt BF, CoD, or Halo, people will give it no chance for what it really is. I may get around to writing my own review of it if I want to tomorrow just for the hell of it.

[Moto]

just as long as I dont pay for it..

[Taco]

neber played it, and now i neber will.

[Paladin]

It seems it has been quite popular to hate on Duke Nukem. We can all point out every tiny little flaw and pretend its game breaking, and then turn around and ignore blatant design blunders and shit gameplay in games like CoD, BF, Halo, and any other FPS game out there.

Im starting to think that if a game isnt BF, CoD, or Halo, people will give it no chance for what it really is. I may get around to writing my own review of it if I want to tomorrow just for the hell of it.

I hardly ever play any of those 3, except with friends/clan. I just like RPGs so much more. :B

[Gourav2122]

This game is only 12 years old..

[Empire]

It seems it has been quite popular to hate on Duke Nukem. We can all point out every tiny little flaw and pretend its game breaking, and then turn around and ignore blatant design blunders and shit gameplay in games like CoD, BF, Halo, and any other FPS game out there.

Im starting to think that if a game isnt BF, CoD, or Halo, people will give it no chance for what it really is. I may get around to writing my own review of it if I want to tomorrow just for the hell of it.

Thats nice and all, and i get your point. Too many people rely on CoD, BF, and Halo as a reference, but to be honest, i never rely on those as reference. I hate(with a passion) every halo after 3, anything sides BF2 and BFBC2, and all the CoD cept 2-4.


But the game still sucks. Its not entertertaining and its not fun. They could have made this game look good, be fun, and just all around better, but they didn't.

[J Miliam]

It seems it has been quite popular to hate on Duke Nukem. We can all point out every tiny little flaw and pretend its game breaking, and then turn around and ignore blatant design blunders and shit gameplay in games like CoD, BF, Halo, and any other FPS game out there.

Im starting to think that if a game isnt BF, CoD, or Halo, people will give it no chance for what it really is. I may get around to writing my own review of it if I want to tomorrow just for the hell of it.

Popular fps game fanboys will always hate on someone who doesn't play their game or think another game is shit if it's not similar to theirs .

To be honest, I agree with most of it. The point of advertising a game is to show how a game's outlook should be. They advertised it to be a super fun action packed game full of awesome graphics and funny quotes. Played the demo (what should drive you to buying the game) and it was honestly worse than most of the indie games on xbox live.

But I guess those who don't understand Duke can't really appreciate him.