You know You Play Combat Arms to Much when...

[alex606516]

To admins and moderators: Is it bad if I post in this inactive thread? It's not even a year old, and I did not want to create a new thread because I found that this one already exists. Sorry if i'm reviving and old thread, I didn't think creating a new one was necessary.

You know you have been playing too much Combat Arms when...

• You apply for a job application and state that you have a legit KD of over 1.5 in Combat Arms.
  You get arrested and point out that your CBL clean.
  You go to a gun store and ask to purchase a G36E for a one day duration for 950 GP.
  You join the military and constantly pull out a frag grenade when you run because you "want to run faster."
  Your proud of your Platinum NX grade.
  You jump on your friend and try to go inside a wall. When he asks what your doing, you reply, "I'm glitching."
  Your playing paintball. You get shot out of nowhere when you are sure no one is around you and you call "Hacks!" or "Someone is OPKing me!"
  You get a bad grade in school, but your friend gets an A+ and you report them to CBL for hacking.
  You jump off a building hoping to hit the ground and respawn.
  Someone asks you for your GPA in school and you tell them your KDR.
  You constantly jump when shooting a gun.
  You run out of money to buy something, and you ask your friend to spawn it for you.
  You blame celebrities for hacking because they can amass millions of dollars within a short period of time.

You know you play too much combat arms when you can think of all these

[Unknown-Grounds]

You Know When You've been play combat arms to much you play chasing with your friends and they catch you & you shout hacker!

[[MPGH]AVGN]

You know you play Combat Arms too much if you sit at down at someone else's table in a restaurant and ask them if you can join their clan.

[YellowFever]

You know you play CA too much when you try to ask a girl to be your girl by asking "Can I be the Scorpion to your Viper?" or "Can I be the Hawk to your Raven?".

[[MPGH]AVGN]

You know you play too much CA when you think that the only way you can kill the a Cat 7 lives is lifetaking them.

I thought cats had 9 lives

[SmartAlley]

You know you play too much CA when you think that the only way you can kill the a Cat 7 lives is lifetaking them.