M4 Spectre Code giveaway

[poncho007]

If got a m4 code i dont need^^

The one with the best joke gets it.

The competition ends gmt +1 16:00 today

good luck

[leonwarren1]

how do u make a pool table laugh?


stik ur hands down its pockets and tickle its balls ^^

[Kevinnqc]

its for warrock i dont play warrock but anyway :

1:Two balloons are floating across the desert.

One balloon says to the other:

"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"


2:A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.
She picks it up and rubs it, and out comes a genie.

srry but read it >>>>>>

The genie says to the woman, "Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp.
I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your horrible ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"

The woman says, "I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"

The genie says, "You now have a million dollars in your bank account,
and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?"

The woman says, "I've always wanted a nice car. I'd like a brand new
Rolls-Royce, please!"

The genie says, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage
at home, and your ex-husband now has two new Rolls-Royces.
What is your third wish?"

The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you to remove one
of my kidneys, please!"

[Peroxide]

how do you prevent ddos

give me the dam code!

[Obey]

its for warrock i dont play warrock but anyway :

1:Two balloons are floating across the desert.

One balloon says to the other:

"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"


2:A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.
She picks it up and rubs it, and out comes a genie.

srry but read it >>>>>>

The genie says to the woman, "Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp.
I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your horrible ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"

The woman says, "I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"

The genie says, "You now have a million dollars in your bank account,
and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?"

The woman says, "I've always wanted a nice car. I'd like a brand new
Rolls-Royce, please!"

The genie says, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage
at home, and your ex-husband now has two new Rolls-Royces.
What is your third wish?"

The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you to remove one
of my kidneys, please!"

Copy and paste much.

[ricketts79]

I have loads, lol, here goes
what should u never do to a blind guy ?
punch them in the face and say bet ya never saw that coming.

and wat should u never do to a guy thats got no legs in a wheel chair ?
attach a bomb to the wheel chair and tell them to run.

An irishman, englishman and a scottish man are running from the police, there see a barn in the horizon and quickly run for it with no were else to go they barge threw the big wooden doors, in there is 3 baskets, one full of cats, one full of dogs and another full of potatoes, the englishman quickly jumps in the dog baskets and closes the lid, the scottish man then jumps in the cat basket and closes the lid, leaving the irishman to scramble into the potatoe basket, the police quickly surround the barn and the head chief enters the barn with two armed policemen, he walks over to the first basket and kicks it 'woof' calls the englishman, and the police chief regonising its just dogs moves onto the next basket and kicks it 'meow' calls the scottish man, regonising its just cats the chief moves to the last basket and kicks it 'POTATOES' sounds the irishman.
This one is great xD
A woman walks in to a bar and see's a man, he has a drink of his beer and jumps out the window, and flys round the building the woman walk over and says "how did you do that" he said "it is this magic beer watch" so he has another drink and shows her, "do you want a go Miss", he says so she has a drink jumps out the window and falls 60 ft to her death, the barman looks out the windw and says "superman you are such a bastard when your drunk".

3 people die - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead
to get to heaven they have to listen to 100 jokes and if they laugh at any they go straight to hell
redhead goes 1st does quite well - get to 20 then laughs and goes to hell
brunette does a bit better and gets to 30
blonde gets all the way to 99, and laughs, and god says "awww! you were doing so well, but why did you laugh now? that joke was no funnier than the rest"
blonde replies laughing "i just got the 1st joke"

Three Blondes walk into a bar
Don't you think the third one would have ducked

why doesn't snot play football?
coz it never gets picked!

What do you do when an irish man throws a nade at you?
Pick it up, take the pin out, and throw the fucker back

A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, "What'll you have?"

The duck says, "Got any pickles?"

The bartender spits and says "We don't have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!"

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any pickles?"

The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

The next days the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks: "Got any pickles?"

The bartender, infuriated, POUNDS his fist on the bar and yells at the duck. "I told you two times we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks! If you ask me ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"

With that the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool, and waddled out.

The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked: "Got any nails?"

The bartender, puzzled, said "No."

The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any pickles?"

Dont call me a Copy And Paster, these took me over 45Mins to write out, there all on my phone from when my friends send them me, some of em i made up, please have a laugh

[carbon23]

only got like one

what do you call a really black guy with a huge afro?
a microphone (no offense intended)