Him:Hey wanna play a fighting game?
Me:Uh sure, i was in the middle of something, but sure.
*gets off game*
*joins shitty fighting game he wanted to play*
Me: Wow, your connection is horrible.
Him: W/e i have, you do, so its fair.
Me: How so? fighting games are first come first serve, meaning if I throw a punch you can either block or get hit, Since lag prevents blocking every time its just whoever throws his punch combo first.
Him: its totally fair, i have lag too.

*I lose*
Him: you need to just accept your defeat! I owned you.
Me: What?
Him: You say your experiencing lag every time i win.
Me: I say that when the match BEGINS asshole.
Him: W/e you lost, accept your defeat bitch.
Me: Dude, w/e. I just got on this game to play with you. You're an asshole.

*defriends*

Cya never asshole.