Vegetables are awesome. They're like sex in your mouth. They fuck your body and leave it happy, unlike junk food which makes your body feel like a used slut.
Vegetables are awesome. They're like sex in your mouth. They fuck your body and leave it happy, unlike junk food which makes your body feel like a used slut.
Cooked right, veggies are mmmmmmmmmmmm.
I disagree. That greasy ass microwaved pizza I just ate tasted 10 times better than the plate of green beans I had earlier.