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  1. 08-05-2011 #31
    Less Than Three
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Knoxville View Post
    Press any key to continue
    "Wheres the fucking any key?"
    iseewhatyoudidthurr


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
    else takes you outta the frame.
    And puts your name to shame
    Cover up your face, you can't
    run the race the pace is too fast
    You just won't last.

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  2. 08-05-2011 #32
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    I just knocked out megan fox
    WITH MY DICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


    ^ you don't see what i did there.
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  3. 08-05-2011 #33
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    This joke amused me... for 1 second.
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  4. 08-05-2011 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soap View Post
    So I heard a stupid but funny joke to day:

    Q: What is a horny pirates worst nightmare?

    A: A Sunken chest and no booty

    Get it?
    Didnt even smirk
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    Not really a funny joke
    Last edited by ♥Diana♥; 08-05-2011 at 09:02 PM.
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  6. 08-05-2011 #36
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    inb4spamthread


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
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    Cover up your face, you can't
    run the race the pace is too fast
    You just won't last.

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    What do you call a stupid joke
    Stupid
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  8. 08-05-2011 #38
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    iseewhatyoudidthurr
    Such a clever nigga you are.


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
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    And puts your name to shame
    Cover up your face, you can't
    run the race the pace is too fast
    You just won't last.

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  9. 08-05-2011 #39
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    i don't get it
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    xD
    I get it..ahhahaa..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimShady* View Post
    i don't get it
    That's not the only thing you don't get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stay Brutal View Post
    That's not the only thing you don't get.
    icwatudidthar and uhh who's that chick in your sig? She looks familiar.
    Last edited by CharlieSheen; 08-06-2011 at 02:22 AM.
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    What did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because it was dead.
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    Why is this tread still alive
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Knoxville View Post
    Whats worse then finding a worm your apple?
    Getting raped by a pedofile.
    Lol dude... this literally made my day. I laughed for like 3 minutes straight.
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