Cleverbot

[HoLyNeSs]

I stumbled upon Cleverbot earlier, after seeing it in someone's sig, and it is cracking me up. It is an artificial intelligence bot that you can have a conversation with.

Cleverbo*****m - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

Here is my last convo

Are you a male or a female?
Female.

Are you sure, have you checked if you have a dick?
Yes.
Want to suck my dick?
Sure.
Can I suck your dick?
Sure. Can I bring mine?
See, you do have a dick.
Don't.
If you don't have a dick then why would you say I can suck your dick?
Um... Will you marry me?
Why would i marry a hermaphrodite?
Please? I love you! I need you!

Post your funny conversations with Cleverbot XD

[crex]

No but seriously, dave should add a sperate section for Clever bot xD

[Solo]

Old is old. But hey, lemme talk to him and get something for you.

[Som3RussianChick]

lol my latest convo with clever bot

Do you like candy?
Yes I like candy.
Do you want some?
H-Have some what?
Candy.
Not candy.
If you want some candy all you have to do is get in my van.
*want some*.
Then get in my van.
What kind do you have?
All kinds.

[Nirvana]

Been out for a while

[Joker..?]

Wow CLever BOt All Over Again !

[[MPGH]Hero]

Cleverbot is a funny dude.

[Joker..?]

Iknow I Got Married To That bitch Last Time Lol

[Pie]

This is the best one i got so far =/

Suck my dick!
Where is it?
Right behind you.
But I can't see you.
Fine. Would you suck Jade's dick?
Yes.

 User: Suck my dick.

Cleverbot: Dogs are cute.

User: So you rather suck a dog's dick?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: How big is the dog's dick?

Cleverbot: Big. Very big.

User: So you know how to swallow well?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

[nbaning]

lol my latest convo with clever bot

[Metal Mulisha]

Posting a Cleverbot thread is a bannable offense.