Jokes of the day!

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Q: What's the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
A: Albert Einstein's dick.
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A man wearing a bandanna bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. " Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"but we're not a real bank replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money."
Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm," the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he say. She pries off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands!" he demands.
The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the bandanna and to the girl's amazement it's her husband. "Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says.
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Q: Why is the area between a woman's tits and her ass called a "waist?"
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits there.
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Q: Why are women like condoms?
A: They spend 90% of their time in your wallet and the remaining 10% on your dick!!


done for the day, hope you enjoyed! XD

[GOD]

lameeeeeeeeee

[b16hatch94]

the second one had me rolling.....

[kevin66062]

3rd one the was the most believable one.

[chuck.]

I agree the 3rd one is most believable hehe