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[RJ]

Sheldom comes home from work to see his girlfriend crying and packing all her stuff. When he asks her what's wrong, she sobs that she is leaving him because she just found out he is a pedophile.

With a look of disbelief, he steps back and says, "Whoa! That's a big word for a 12 year old."

[Gourav2122]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... XD

[RJ]

One after noon Sheldom was driving his boyfriend home, and while passing an elementry school, points out a 6th grader and says, "She was quite a looker in her day!"

Sheldom's girl needs a booster seat to sit on his face.

[Gourav2122]

why you rippin sheldom what he piss you off?

[RJ]

Because, Sheldom is a bitch, and anyone who goes around "hooking up" with little girls deserves their ass beat. Seeing how I am incapable of reaching through this monitor and choking his little bitch ass out (as I'm sure many of you wish you could do at some point), I guess making fun of him on here will have to do. (for now)

[Gourav2122]

yeah man we know mpgh has no pedophiles on here

[RJ]

You have 1. At least 1 that I know of. If I find anymore, you'll know it.

[GG2GG]

yea goomba no pedophiles at all

[Matt1243]

lol dude this guy is funny he is right sheldom jackass

[lethalhuman8]

Lol gourav.... there is plenty O' pedophiles here.. lmfao...

Right now... the only one i know of is Sheldom just cuz he disrespect Rj himself X_X

[sheldom]

im dating a 16 y/o and everyone knows that

[lethalhuman8]

As you know im joking -.-'

[sheldom]

and everyone knows about teh first girls and how that was a lie ppl just cant get that in there head

im really a loving bf im prob the best bf a girl can ever have

[RJ]

im really a loving bf

Buying them happy meals does not qualify you as loving.

[sheldom]

Buying them happy meals does not qualify you as loving.

will u just shut the fuck up about that shut i never in my life dated a little girl, gawd i just got my first girl 1 week ago