I hate christians.

[Ashley_]

Christians are RETARDED.


Source:*https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=29924


I found a great article online, and in case you don't feel like reading it all (it's quite long), I'll summarize it here for you:

https://www.conservapedi*****m/Atheism

-All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals.

_You obviously don't understand evolution then.

-Atheists try to shift the burden of proof unfairly upon theists (ie, atheists make the wild and unprovable claim that God does not exist, and then unfairly expect us Christians to prove that He DOES exist)

_Is the proof we DO have pointing towards existence? NO. It's pointing away.

-The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right (see: Genesis 1:1, Psalms 14:1, Psalms 19:1, Romans 1:19-20)

_Did you go to work on Sunday? What's that? Yes? OFF WITH HIS MOTHERFUCKING HEAD.
Still think the bible is always right?

-Some famous atheists have shown they occasionally have doubts about their disbelief, which proves that all atheists really do believe in God. Of course, no Christian has ever doubted the existence of God.

_Yeah take me for example. I was a christian, i doubted god, now I'm an atheist. You can Copy and paste that story for millions or people worldwide.

-Everybody who has ever been in the army will tell you that there are no atheists in foxholes. That is, once they are in danger of death, the atheist will strip himself of his irrational disbelief in God, and come to admit he believed in God all along. Only liberal slimebags like MSNBC report otherwise.

_I have been in danger of dying many times. I'm still an atheist. And the ones who do that ARE the slimeballs--trying to get the best out of whatever fake afterlife you christians fed them.

-Communism, which is inherently evil, is founded by atheism, and all atheists are probably secret communists.

_I AM A FUCKING SOVIET COMMUNIST, I SEE NOW. FUCK OBAMA FUCK EVERYONE EVER LET'S HAVE A DICTATORSHIP.

-Because we can think of the existence of God, God must obviously exists, and therefore atheists are illogical.

_I am thinking of Michael Jackson combined with a fucking unicorn right now! Let's all worship him(it?)!

-Everything in the universe shows obvious and undeniable signs that it was created by a mind far superior to our own.

_AKA, the forces of nature and fucking coincidence? Maybe there are trillions upon trillions of universes and we got lucky. It's more plausible than some old guy floating in a seperate dimension who still has the time to watch out for us--even though tsunamis earthquakes and death are all around us-- and perform non existent miracles. No one has seen a biblical miracle in their lifetime. Yet many have seen them in stories. That's exactly what god is--a STORY.

-a lot of mass murderers were atheists, and all atheists, having no morality to guide them, are only a bad day away from going on a genocide spree. There have no exactly zero cases on Christian mass murderers throughout all of history.

David Berkowitz: Killed 6 people, wounded 7 others. Renounced Judaism at a young age, converted to Baptism. Became a Born-Again Christian while in prison.

Sampson Kanderayi: AKA the "Ax Killer". Murdered 30 people. A Christian.

Coral Eugene Watts: May have murdered as many as 80 women and girls. He was a Christian who supposedly murdered to get rid of evil spirits.

Jeffrey Dahmer: Born-Again Christian who murdered 17 men and boys and cannibalized their remains.

Donald Miller: Raped and murdered four women. Conservative Christian who always carried a bible.

-no atheists contribute to charitable causes, and all Christians do. This is because of atheist's beliefs in Darwinism.

_I do, *darwinism has absolutely nothing to do with it.

-I quote: "The Barna Group found regarding atheism and morality that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality" Despicable.

_Porn's fine. Being gay/lez is fine. Abortion is fine; what are you killing but an empty shell? The baby does not KNOW what life is. Think about it, If you were put in a womb and started dying you would freak out right, but the baby does not know death-or life- exists. Illegal drug use and excessive drinking, fine. My dad's done both yet he is the best person I know, because he tried to not hurt anyone but himself when high/drunk. I mean, it's your fault you got addicted. If your so-called 'god' didn't want people to be addicted, he would have removed drugs. Now we get the obscene language. Here's what I say about that: I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR DAMN FAKE ASS DEITY. and for gambling, It's your hard earned money, do whatever you want with it. As for affairs- It's your fucking fault you aren't having sex with your wife enough, THAT's why she has an affair with some other guy from work.

-I quote: "
Atheism The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs."

_Athesm: the belief that we are alone

I believe that is a more suitable quote.*


-atheists don't believe in miracles, although many Christian philosophers disagree.

_I don't. I believe in luck. And coincidence.(luck not being something like karma, just like if you are going to get hit by a train and it runs out of coal lucky)


-atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.

_I cannot explain how the computer works, therefore flying unicorns exist? Gotta love your flawed logic.


-Atheists have more mental and physical health problems than Christians. This is attributed to theists having something more to life for. Therefore, God exists.

Golden retrievers have more hip problems than beagles. This is attributed to genetics. Therefore, FUCKING FLYING UNICORNS EXIST. I'm getting tired of proving you wrong..



-Friedrich Nietzsche went crazy and was an atheist, therefore atheism drove him insane (although there is an ongoing debate on the matter...)

_What? I believe more christians go insane than atheists. Take my bible thumping grandma. She's demented, keeps saying there's 'dirty gay muslims' in her closet.


-Countries with large numbers of atheists have higher suicide rates, therefore atheism makes you want to kill yourself. Of course they would take the easy way out, not realizing like normal people that God sends suicide cases to hell. Also, developed nations also tend to have higher rates of both atheism and suicide, so we must conclude that technology and wealth are evil.

_No, you dumbass. Technology allows access to posts like these- allowing people to see the 'light' a different way. And where do you get your data? Since when does the US have more suicide cases than, say, Liberia? The US is more developed therefore more atheists therefore more suicides, huh? Simple if then formula. You are stupid. End of story.


-Sigmund Freud said religious belief was unhealthy, but many doctors think Freud is wrong, therefore atheism is evil.

_What the fuck are you ranting about now? This doesn't even make sense.


-many famous atheists tell lies, therefore atheists are deceptive.

_Therefore the human nature is deceptive. You're lying in writing these posts.



-Fewer people believe now as opposed to x number of years ago (usually around twenty) in evolution, therefore evolutionary theory is wrong and by proxy atheism is wrong, since it's the same thing.

_what? It's because of your flawed data and people like you. Liars.


-Non-Christians are more likely to believe in silly superstitions, like palm reading and astronomy (note: Non-Christian = atheist). Christians believe only in the cold, hard logical of the world around them.

_No, non-christian = muslim jew buddhist hindu atheist lots more. There you go, perfect example of an arrogant christian.


-Some theologians say atheist is on the decline, therefore it is. However, this is no reason to lose caution of the atheist threat!

_Some people say china will launch nukes at us, therefore they will. Please stop using 'if 1% of the population believes this IT IS TRUE' format. Thanks.



-There are a number of anti-atheist blogs (isn't that good to know? :-) )

_Uh, what is this supposed to mean? 'god' already went into the interwebs and lightningstriked all the anti-christian blogs? I see.


-there is a pro-atheist bias in the liberal controlled media, but as we know from stated above that atheism is on the decline, this hardly matters.

_no there isn't, there is no religious bias in the media.


-Causes of atheism (I quote): moral depravity, rebellion, superficiality, error, state churches, poor relationship with father, division in religion, learned times, peace, and prosperity, negative experiences with theists, scientism.*

_Yes, that's when we realize what bullshit your theories are.



-atheists question why evil exists since God is good, but don't ask why good exists if God isn't real.

_There is an opposite of everything.


-early scientists were Christian, therefore Christianity owns a monopoly on science and atheists are not allowed to say there is discrepancy between the beliefs in the two.

_What is this supposed to prove?

-Sir Francis Bacon said he'd rather belief in any silly old legend then believe that God doesn't exist

_Sir Francis Bacon lived many generations ago and had a simple underdeveloped mind


-Some Christian apologists have problems with the beliefs of Bertrand Russell*

_Great for them



-Creation scientists tend to win creation-evolution debates

_Cause their arguments are 'god made it'
Evolution is more complicated you can't possibly explain it all


-Notable atheists have converted to Christianity. The reverse never happens.

_Ah yes. The media. Gotta love it. Criticize a celebrity about religion, they suddenly convert.



A poll found these results =

Position: This group does not at all agree with
my vision of American society: I would disapprove if my child wanted
to marry a member of this group: Atheist 39.6% 47.6%
Therefore, the majority of normal people clearly know atheism is evil.

_The majority of what you call 'normal' are brainwashed christians. Anyway, Do your parents affect who you marry? No, it is YOUR DECISION.*


-atheists criticism of the Bible can't be trusted because, I quote: "a thorough understanding of the Bible -- and this would actually apply to any complex work from any culture -- requires specialized knowledge, and a broad range of specialized knowledge in a variety of fields.... Not even most scholars in the field can master every aspect"

_THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU BELIEVE IN IT IF YOU PROVE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS A COUPLE OF BIASED OLD TEXTS BASED ON BIASED MILLION YEAR OLD JEWS. GAWD.


Of course, I quote: The Bible is still loved by millions, read by millions, and studied by millions.

_Charles Dickens' novels are loved by millions, read by millions, and studied by millions. But no one gives a fuck. Especially the honey badger.


-atheists make bad arguments on the internet, says Christian apologist.

_yeah, well, i like unicorns. STOP BELIEVING IN GOD CAUSE OF MY UNICORNS


-atheists try to convert young people to atheism over the internet. Christians, of course, never stoop to such behavior.

_And look at this post, saying 'atheism is fake everyone let's believe in useless shit (christianity) for the rest of our lives' --on the internet. Damn hypocrite.


-Nearly a quarter or a third of philosophy professors are theists, therefore, I quote: "God is not 'dead'; he returned to life in the 1960's and is now alive and well in his last academic stronghold, philosophy departments."

_What the fuck is this supposed to mean? You sort of prove atheism correct by saying the vast majority (75%) are not theists. And you said god was dead which goes against your OWN FUCKING RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. idiot.


-atheists do not really exist, they just pretend that they don't believe in God.

_Ah yes. I am merely a fucking figment of my own fucking imagination. Thanks for clearing that up!


-atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history.

_No, if christians were never there, it would not have happened. And no one gives a shit about the french revolution anyway.


-atheists make up a small percentage of the world population, therefore it is wrong.

_Christians make up a large percentage of the world population because no one wants to actually die. Therefore, you're all selfish ******s.


-a lot of famous people said bad stuff about atheists
*
_Yeah. Cause Lindsay Lohan is ALLWAYSS right.




Thank you for reading my post.

[nevs666]

Your preaching to the choir my boy.

[J Miliam]

Your preaching to the choir my boy.

Not really. He has extremely valid points.


My whole thing is, how do you believe something that contradicts itself so much? For example: God says incest is wrong, right? But he created Adam and Eve as brother and sister. How did he populate the Earth without them committing incest?

Another thing, the word atheism comes from the greek word atheos, meaning without God. Well God can't believe in himself, because that breaks his sin of not believing that you're God, making him an atheist himself, WHICH IS ALSO another sin.

[[MPGH]Austin]

....Try not being a retard and have an open mind. It's the only way you can live life happy and care free. Hating on people for certain things is so fucking mellow dramatic it's not even funny. Grow up.

/thread .

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

Cool starry brah

[Ashley_]

Thank you J Miliam, and since my name is Ashley shouldn't that tell you I might be female?

[nevs666]

Not really. He has extremely valid points.


My whole thing is, how do you believe something that contradicts itself so much? For example: God says incest is wrong, right? But he created Adam and Eve as brother and sister. How did he populate the Earth without them committing incest?

Another thing, the word atheism comes from the greek word atheos, meaning without God. Well God can't believe in himself, because that breaks his sin of not believing that you're God, making him an atheist himself, WHICH IS ALSO another sin.

You know what preaching to the choir means right?

[Ashley_]

No he doesn't haha. But I'm assuming the majority of Internet users (not your grandma who checks her email) but the people that search for religion debate sections- are atheist?

[RJ]

I might be female

But, you're not.

[Ashley_]

But, you're not.

What? Want my facebook? To prove to you?

[Divine Nexus]

Lol, he thinks Facebook proves he's a girl.

[Darkspirith]

Thank you J Miliam, and since my name is Ashley shouldn't that tell you I might be female?

Ashley is as much a female's name as it is a male's.

[Paladin]

I'm a Christian, but I'm no songbird of god about it.

[Paladin]

Just realized the site you linked is a satire website, @Ashley_

[RJ]

What? Want my facebook? To prove to you?

I want a video call. @Ashley_ nothing less will convince me that you're not a guy trolling as a bitch.